You guys are the craziest, most generous people on earth........lost herfador destruction.

So i come home and see my crater where my mailbox is and then notice my screen door is laying next to that crater. I figured that Shizz and Rain's packages had shown up and blown me sky high.
So i grab the packages and bring them in:
So i open the little one first and I get shizzed all over......Shizz, you are too generous. I really appreciate the cutter. Using a knife wasn't working well. Another thing not working well would be fixing bad burns with matches......so that lighter is a life saver. Then to toss those sticks on top, man.....i honestly don't know what to say.....well other than my payback will come when you least expect it.
Then i open up the MFRB that i assumed was from Rain and I don't see the herfadoor that he said he sent me, but rather a huge bag of cigars. I start to look around to see if i was in a pass that i didn't realize I was in and then i see the note and the blackops 5 carrying case and realize that Tyland sent me a MFRB too...........holy crap, this is ridiculousness.
Honestly guys, I really appreciate this and this MORE than helps take the sting out of losing my first herfador, fist lighter, and first cutter. I honestly don't have any clue how i am going to repay you 2 (and rain when his gets here)
BUT
I will bide my time and pay attention to every word you say just trying to unleash the fury!
So i grab the packages and bring them in:

So i open the little one first and I get shizzed all over......Shizz, you are too generous. I really appreciate the cutter. Using a knife wasn't working well. Another thing not working well would be fixing bad burns with matches......so that lighter is a life saver. Then to toss those sticks on top, man.....i honestly don't know what to say.....well other than my payback will come when you least expect it.

Then i open up the MFRB that i assumed was from Rain and I don't see the herfadoor that he said he sent me, but rather a huge bag of cigars. I start to look around to see if i was in a pass that i didn't realize I was in and then i see the note and the blackops 5 carrying case and realize that Tyland sent me a MFRB too...........holy crap, this is ridiculousness.

Honestly guys, I really appreciate this and this MORE than helps take the sting out of losing my first herfador, fist lighter, and first cutter. I honestly don't have any clue how i am going to repay you 2 (and rain when his gets here)
BUT
I will bide my time and pay attention to every word you say just trying to unleash the fury!
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thanks you guys, this community is the best. i am already plotting my revenge.
I'm going to have to save up some cash so i can get some good stuff to bomb them back.