Poopy knocked the Shizz right outta me

Here I am minding my own bizzness on a rare warm day and decide to stroll down to the mailbox. I stop when I notice a strand of 1-ply hanging out of the box...huh? And I though WTH is this as I work the key in...out plops a flat rate box from Mr. Poopy Jones. WOW...very nice selection I thanks you very much from the bottom of my porta pot..despite our names I believe we have great taste!

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Well done !