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We Have an International Incident in the Heartland....

greg2648greg2648 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,422
Today Illinois was attacked by the Chinese.... I am in the process of mobilizing the local militia. Make no mistake, they hit us hard. I was lucky to survive. Many did not. NCIS has been called to the scene and I am heading up a full investigation. What we know is that this attack was definitely professional. It seems as if I have seen this handiwork before. As you can see by the pictures this attack definitely drew blood. Our most recent tip indicates that the perpetrator has something to do with the month of June. Thank you for the great cigars. This story will be updated.....

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