It was an Evil Elf...Not Santa

Ok been swamped and busy, so I got 10+ packages to out, barely time to get home check forums, maybe during the day little here and there, but just crazy lately.... Then I come home to find this last night... from my Evil Nemisis Fat Bast ard Santa, A lump of coal!!!. I'll show you!! At least you gave me some water proof matches???? Seriously, WTF
You 8====) I really didn,t mean to scare the old lady and little kids, and that other thing well, can't we let things go???? Really I am sorry, It's probably that D A M N roomine of mine dressing up like me...oh never mind he likes women clothes, oops was that out loud, oh nevermind, this isn't over!!!


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Book of Matches - .02
Postage $4.95
Santa Claus calling you a di*k - Priceless.....
ROFL, classic!
I laughed my ass off when I read that.