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I figured this could be a good source of laughs..... I am the mall with my wife and her two cousins, 12 & 15..... I am sitting in line waiting for Pink by Victoria Secrets to have their after hours sale. The sitting to pee to standing ratio is like 200 to 1..... FML.......
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If i was a single man i would say thems good odds.....Vision:I figured this could be a good source of laughs..... I am the mall with my wife and her two cousins, 12 & 15..... I am sitting in line waiting for Pink by Victoria Secrets to have their after hours sale. The sitting to pee to standing ratio is like 200 to 1..... FML.......0 -
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If i was a single man i would say thems good odds.....Vision:I figured this could be a good source of laughs..... I am the mall with my wife and her two cousins, 12 & 15..... I am sitting in line waiting for Pink by Victoria Secrets to have their after hours sale. The sitting to pee to standing ratio is like 200 to 1..... FML.......
Most were 12-16 years old tho...... I have no were to go with it from there........0 -
Hahahaha no hot moms????? And this is a great idea I love the fml app!!Vision:Imgembo:
If i was a single man i would say thems good odds.....Vision:I figured this could be a good source of laughs..... I am the mall with my wife and her two cousins, 12 & 15..... I am sitting in line waiting for Pink by Victoria Secrets to have their after hours sale. The sitting to pee to standing ratio is like 200 to 1..... FML.......
Most were 12-16 years old tho...... I have no were to go with it from there........0 -
I'm a Raider fan....fml0
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I thought 49er Harbaugh was the only A-hole of the 2.catfishbluezz:I'm a Raider fan....fml0 -
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Oh I've done it plenty of times before.... I just never went Incredible Hulk on my ish!!danielzreyes:0 -
It's only a 50ct. but it's where I keep most of my ISOM stash. This sucks.0
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Sorry to hear that brother...I can hold onto those isoms for ya!!0
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Get some wood glue, put it on some wooden matches (uhm, the end that doesn't light) and drive them into the screw holes. Cut them off flush.
Let the glue set up and then put the screws back in.0 -
My car broke down in the fast line of the interstate for the second time yesterday. Of course money is tight with work being slow and the holidays coming up. FML. Power is completely out in the car and I have no hazard lights. Tow truck guy stops to see if I am ok. I called Geico and they authorize the guy to tow me in less than two minutes. Wife shows up to take me to work. Dealership calls today and says it will be about $300 to fix. Wife's uncle works there so I got the family rate of $155 and the care is fixed. Alternator belt was shot after 11 years of use go figure.0