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ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
Brothers and sister of the forum, hear me! Those of you with children will understand, those of you expecting children take heed!
You may have had a few scuffles while in school. This belittles the ocassional barroom brawl. Quite possibly you were/are a soldier who has seen combat on the bloodiest battlefields upon our good Earth. But this, yes this, is and shall forevermore be the hardest battle to be fought!


The changing of a dirty diaper on a squirmy, wiry, wriggling six month old child!
Can I get an Amen!!!

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  • bbass2bbass2 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,056
    ...a task made even more difficult when they've been in the jumper for a while.
  • jthanatosjthanatos Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,563
    Toombes:
    Brothers and sister of the forum, hear me! Those of you with children will understand, those of you expecting children take heed!
    You may have had a few scuffles while in school. This belittles the ocassional barroom brawl. Quite possibly you were/are a soldier who has seen combat on the bloodiest battlefields upon our good Earth. But this, yes this, is and shall forevermore be the hardest battle to be fought!


    The changing of a dirty diaper on a squirmy, wiry, wriggling six month old child!
    Can I get an Amen!!!
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    A pair as good for parenthood as they were for dating.
  • WhoDeyGalWhoDeyGal Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 720
    Oh wow, I can't believe you just went there, jthanatos, lol.

    Totally feel for ya, Toombes!
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    Rookies... You'll get used to it. After you change a few hundred diapers, you'll be able to change that baby with one hand, and eat a Cheeseburger with the other.
  • 0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    Wouldn't know. Never changed a diaper.
    My boys are 20 and 24 now. Unfortunately, I wasn't around enough to deal with that part of it.
    Luckily, I have a wife who was understanding enough to take care of those things.
  • webmostwebmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    kaspera79:
    Rookies... You'll get used to it. After you change a few hundred diapers, you'll be able to change that baby with one hand, and eat a Cheeseburger with the other.
    Uh... Not recommended.

    ... and don't confuse the two.

  • RainRain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    webmost:
    kaspera79:
    Rookies... You'll get used to it. After you change a few hundred diapers, you'll be able to change that baby with one hand, and eat a Cheeseburger with the other.
    Uh... Not recommended.

    ... and don't confuse the two.

    I'm sick now...
  • beatnicbeatnic Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,133
    0patience:
    Wouldn't know. Never changed a diaper.
    My boys are 20 and 24 now. Unfortunately, I wasn't around enough to deal with that part of it.
    Luckily, I have a wife who was understanding enough to take care of those things.
    +1 Marry a good mother!
  • Glock1975Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    I live the ones win my 9 month old poops up his diaper and it's all over his back and u can do anything about it. Now that's a good 1
  • deejmemixxdeejmemixx Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,064
    Just make sure ti jot leave the soils diaper in the changer while u run to yet some wipes from downstairs.....u may return to a baby playing in their poopy diaper....not that I had this happen...
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    kaspera79:
    Rookies... You'll get used to it. After you change a few hundred diapers, you'll be able to change that baby with one hand, and eat a Cheeseburger with the other.
    That's for sure!! It's worse if they're older than you though..
  • LukoLuko Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,004
    Diapers are bad, but vomit is worse for me. My 3 yr old walked up to me yesterday and puked all over me, her, and the floor, only minutes after I had finished showering and giving her a bath.
  • VisionVision Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,701
    Toombes:
    Brothers and sister of the forum, hear me! Those of you with children will understand, those of you expecting children take heed!
    You may have had a few scuffles while in school. This belittles the ocassional barroom brawl. Quite possibly you were/are a soldier who has seen combat on the bloodiest battlefields upon our good Earth. But this, yes this, is and shall forevermore be the hardest battle to be fought!


    The changing of a dirty diaper on a squirmy, wiry, wriggling six month old child!
    Can I get an Amen!!!
    OOHHH YES!
  • RBeckomRBeckom Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,099
    Toombes:
    Brothers and sister of the forum, hear me! Those of you with children will understand, those of you expecting children take heed!
    You may have had a few scuffles while in school. This belittles the ocassional barroom brawl. Quite possibly you were/are a soldier who has seen combat on the bloodiest battlefields upon our good Earth. But this, yes this, is and shall forevermore be the hardest battle to be fought!


    The changing of a dirty diaper on a squirmy, wiry, wriggling six month old child!
    Can I get an Amen!!!



    I'm currently in battle with an overly aggressive nine month old and his hyperactive two year old sister.
    I love every minute of it!
  • RBeckomRBeckom Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,099
    PS:
    These are my grandchildren.
    Try it with a few more years under your belt!
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