Well shiiiiiieett ............

Long story short, ..... Softball game, I was shortstop. A giant the size of eight buildings steps up to the plate. First swing on a fastball. 380 mph ball coming right at me. Looks like a 1 hopper. I get into position, the 1 hop must have hit a rock of some sort and bounces slightly to my right. Right into the tip of my thumb. It's a slight fracture. Thumbnail will most likely fall off. I'll be on the DL 10-15 days.

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Hope you have a speedy recovery, bro.
... and no I didn't get the out
(Sniper-speak translation - tough break brother! Hope you heal up well and quick!)
Ooooh! That's just cruel.....
Great reference! Major League