If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go

Railed
Railed Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 30
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I though it would be fun to post up some of your favorite quotes, wether cigar related or not


Here are a few of mine

"If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go." Mark Twain

"If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife" Zino Davidoff


Grant

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  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14,471
    "No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide."
    –William Maginn, Irish writer
  • golfcigarjunkie
    golfcigarjunkie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 61
    Matt I love the quote on your profile...man I couldnt agree more with that statement
  • Smoke=Fire
    Smoke=Fire Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 682
    I'd rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons. Robert Ingersoll (1833 - 1899), Letters of Robert Ingersoll (letter to his brother)
  • College_kid
    College_kid Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 13

    "Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar."
    -Mark Twain

    My favorite cigar quote.  In fact, I should probably put that in my profile.

  • jacobheyman
    jacobheyman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14
    one of my favorites is the classic george carlin
    "sometimes a cigar is a just cigar, but sometimes it's a big brown d*ck"

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