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Damn You Redneck Mafia...and Thank You Too

MTuccelliMTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
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I get this package today and it has this skull tape on it and I think to myself could this be a bomb. I check it out and don't hear any ticking and it passed the shake test. So I go to open it and that is when it happened, I moved in time saving me from the brunt end of the explosion but the fireball still got me and once again I will have to paint both my eyebrows on until they grow back.

Further inspection showed the trigger mechanism was taped to the underside of the lid, what a way to set a bomb up but that still didn't tell me who sent it. Inside were 3 bags of some of the finest sticks I have seen. Some I have smoked and enjoyed before and others I have not had yet. I check the box and way down in the bottom under some packing material is a note

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Seems the Redneck Mafia decided I was deserving of this wonderful gift. To be honest with you guys I don't do anything more then any of the brothers and sisters here do. I thank you for your generosity and kind words. You do realize now that you all are on Elmo's hit list.

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  • jsnakejsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    I would have to say they have brought shame on those Michigan fellas. That is one heck of a hillbilly bomb. Wonder if any of those sticks are related? Enjoy!
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  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    whatta buncha ford f150 pbr drinkers
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  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    jsnake:
    I would have to say they have brought shame on those Michigan fellas. That is one heck of a hillbilly bomb. Wonder if any of those sticks are related? Enjoy!
    do I plow through kim che like it ain't nobody's business? of course they're related. yeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww sonnnnnnnnnn
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  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
    jsnake:
    I would have to say they have brought shame on those Michigan fellas. That is one heck of a hillbilly bomb. Wonder if any of those sticks are related? Enjoy!
    LMAO

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  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
    Jiunn I blurred that last picture so you would be able to see it lol

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  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    WTF is this???
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  • TridentTrident Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,005
    jsnake:
    I would have to say they have brought shame on those Michigan fellas. That is one heck of a hillbilly bomb. Wonder if any of those sticks are related? Enjoy!
    They only wish they were from Michigan! But damn nice hit
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  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    MTuccelli:
    Jiunn I blurred that last picture so you would be able to see it lol

    ya know. it helps. i for sure see a cinco vegas and pah-dill-a.
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  • 0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    I'm thinking the Michigan Militia fellas should be offended.
    Sounds like a declaration of war to me. You guys should do something about that. LOL!
    Cause the Redneck Mafia just kicked butt on this one.
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  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,408
    Nice hit Mafia! Just be careful taking shots at the Militia.
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  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    Hehehehehehehe!!! Glad to hear that you like the sticks, Mike! Enjoy, my brother!
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  • The buffalonianThe buffalonian Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 919
    nice hit !
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  • reggie713reggie713 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,018
    very nice!
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  • jthanatosjthanatos Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,563
    Nice one.
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  • mmccartneydcmmccartneydc Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,358
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
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  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"
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  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"

    It would violate Omertà if we told you, snoober.
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  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"

    It would violate Omertà if we told you, snoober.
    don't make me throw a ninja star in your milwaukee's best.
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  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"

    It would violate Omertà if we told you, snoober.
    don't make me throw a ninja star in your milwaukee's best.

    Didn't you learn anything from the last time I bombed you...?
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  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"

    It would violate Omertà if we told you, snoober.
    don't make me throw a ninja star in your milwaukee's best.

    Didn't you learn anything from the last time I bombed you...?
    LA LA LA LAL LALLALALLALA. oh you just wait.
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  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"

    It would violate Omertà if we told you, snoober.
    don't make me throw a ninja star in your milwaukee's best.

    Didn't you learn anything from the last time I bombed you...?
    LA LA LA LAL LALLALALLALA. oh you just wait.

    Uuummmm, suuuuuure...
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  • 0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    jliu:
    LA LA LA LAL LALLALALLALA. oh you just wait.
    Is that the smurf's theme song?
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  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    That is not the smurf's song. that is the snoob lion song. so dumb he changed it from snoop dogg to snoop lion. yea, i'm freakin snoob phoenix and dragon.
    daniel - I am not the type to make cigar bomb threats. As such, I will let you think that.
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  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    jliu:
    That is not the smurf's song. that is the snoob lion song. so dumb he changed it from snoop dogg to snoop lion. yea, i'm freakin snoob phoenix and dragon.
    daniel - I am not the type to make cigar bomb threats. As such, I will let you think that.

    So that means I need not fear the Snoober!!
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  • The buffalonianThe buffalonian Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 919
    jliu:
    That is not the smurf's song. that is the snoob lion song. so dumb he changed it from snoop dogg to snoop lion. yea, i'm freakin snoob phoenix and dragon.
    daniel - I am not the type to make cigar bomb threats. As such, I will let you think that.
    Snoob the magic dragon lol
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  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Very nice hit guys!!!
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  • BigshizzaBigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Enjoy Mike a very deserving fella!! Now I'm in the mood for tater salad, greens, BBQ pork and cornbread!! Yummy
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  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    That is not the smurf's song. that is the snoob lion song. so dumb he changed it from snoop dogg to snoop lion. yea, i'm freakin snoob phoenix and dragon.
    daniel - I am not the type to make cigar bomb threats. As such, I will let you think that.

    So that means I need not fear the Snoober!!
    nosang at all. no need to flear
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  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    The buffalonian:
    jliu:
    That is not the smurf's song. that is the snoob lion song. so dumb he changed it from snoop dogg to snoop lion. yea, i'm freakin snoob phoenix and dragon.
    daniel - I am not the type to make cigar bomb threats. As such, I will let you think that.
    Snoob the magic dragon lol
    hahah. > -_-
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  • mmccartneydcmmccartneydc Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,358
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    Bwahahahahaha! Glad they made it there safe, Hope you enjoy them!
    I did not know you are a part of the redneck squad. Who is all a part of this "squad"
    Snoobie Snoobie doodlebug......we have members ALL OVER in all walks of life!!!!! In fact there may even be one of us living very near to you!!!
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