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marineatbn03marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
So, me and my partner had to run down the road to a meeting. Of course the road we travel is a frequent hotbed of IED activity. About 5 minutes after we left our little compound, we hear a large explosion from behind us. My partner, Danny, says "I wonder who got hit". So, thinking nothing more about it, we continue to our meeting. As we care coming back towards the compound we see smoke rising in the vicinity of our compound only to arrive to this:
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No more compound. The only thing left is a box adressed to me from Mike. This guy not only demolished my compound and I now have to sleep in the truck, but he destroyed my wish list with a vengence.
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Brother, I don't even know where to start. Thank you, this has made my week. Now the hard part is going to be letting them rest long enough to recover from the trip. Again, thank you, you have out done yourself sir!

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  • WhoDeyGalWhoDeyGal Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 720
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
  • lukemcklukemck Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 45
  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    Wow Mike. MUCH respect brother
  • marineatbn03marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    WhoDeyGal:
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
    I do not deserve creature comforts such as a blanket and pillow after this punishment
  • WhoDeyGalWhoDeyGal Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 720
    marineatbn03:
    WhoDeyGal:
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
    I do not deserve creature comforts such as a blanket and pillow after this punishment
    Well, at least you have your cigars to keep you warm.
  • 90+ Irishman90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    WhoDeyGal:
    marineatbn03:
    WhoDeyGal:
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
    I do not deserve creature comforts such as a blanket and pillow after this punishment
    Well, at least you have your cigars to keep you warm.
    And the warm and comforting thoughts of a little sister that loves you and loves throwing you under the bus too :) Congrats on the great cigars and the killer story too James, no one deserves it more my friend!!! Nice hit Mike, great great job brother ;)
  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    Sweet merciful heavens! Has the bleeding stopped yet?
    For Pete's sake, Mike! The boys fighting for us and you put him on the sick/lame/lazy list...
    Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy! Enjoy, James, and come home safe!
  • marineatbn03marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    Thanks Brett, Nikki does enjoy throwing me under bus's, 18 wheelers, whatever she can find really.

    Dan, I still can't hear, is blood from the eardrums normal? And it hurts when I pee, that may not be from the explosion though.....
  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go
  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go

    I thought there might be some shanjiao and otak-otak mixed in with it...
  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go

    I thought there might be some shanjiao and otak-otak mixed in with it...
    bananas? and whats otak otak?
  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go

    I thought there might be some shanjiao and otak-otak mixed in with it...
    bananas? and whats otak otak?

    Apparently my bad... I thought shan jiao was Sechuan pepper corns...
    Also under the impression that otak-otak were dried fish cakes. Sorry, bro, no offense meant.
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,408
    Really nice hit, Mike! Good to see that being on the other side of the planet still isn't far enough to be safe from you!
  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go

    I thought there might be some shanjiao and otak-otak mixed in with it...
    bananas? and whats otak otak?

    Apparently my bad... I thought shan jiao was Sechuan pepper corns...
    Also under the impression that otak-otak were dried fish cakes. Sorry, bro, no offense meant.
    hahah, all good brother. No need to aplogize at all man. I have a ton of fun talking nonsense with you.
  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go

    I thought there might be some shanjiao and otak-otak mixed in with it...
    bananas? and whats otak otak?

    Apparently my bad... I thought shan jiao was Sechuan pepper corns...
    Also under the impression that otak-otak were dried fish cakes. Sorry, bro, no offense meant.
    hahah, all good brother. No need to aplogize at all man. I have a ton of fun talking nonsense with you.

    Sorry, Jiunn(like the month)... All I heard was, "You want fortune cookie?"...
  • jliujliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    you lai you try you buy honayyyyyyy
  • ToombesToombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    jliu:
    you lai you try you buy honayyyyyyy

    Keep your Cream of Sumyunguy to yourself!!!
  • MVW67MVW67 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,447
    Glad you finally received them and enjoy!!! And Thank You!!
  • marineatbn03marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    Oh I will brother, I will. And your addy is safely tucked away by the way, LMAO!
  • MVW67MVW67 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,447
    No payback needed , payback will be enough when you are back here!!!
  • marineatbn03marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    MVW67:
    payback needed , but payback can happen when you are back here!!!
    Fixed that for ya
  • MVW67MVW67 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,447
    marineatbn03:
    MVW67:
    payback needed , but payback can happen when you are back here!!!
    Fixed that for ya
    HAHA!!
  • marineatbn03marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    Seriously though, thank you, it brightened up an otherwise crappy week.
  • MVW67MVW67 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,447
    Glad to help!!
  • WhoDeyGalWhoDeyGal Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 720
    90+ Irishman:
    WhoDeyGal:
    marineatbn03:
    WhoDeyGal:
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
    I do not deserve creature comforts such as a blanket and pillow after this punishment
    Well, at least you have your cigars to keep you warm.
    And the warm and comforting thoughts of a little sister that loves you and loves throwing you under the bus too :) Congrats on the great cigars and the killer story too James, no one deserves it more my friend!!! Nice hit Mike, great great job brother ;)
    It's a nice way to pay him back for beating me up as kids, lol. No, seriously, it's fun to watch.
  • WhoDeyGalWhoDeyGal Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 720
    marineatbn03:
    Thanks Brett, Nikki does enjoy throwing me under bus's, 18 wheelers, whatever she can find really.

    Dan, I still can't hear, is blood from the eardrums normal? And it hurts when I pee, that may not be from the explosion though.....
    ^^ ;)
  • marineatbn03marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    WhoDeyGal:
    90+ Irishman:
    WhoDeyGal:
    marineatbn03:
    WhoDeyGal:
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
    I do not deserve creature comforts such as a blanket and pillow after this punishment
    Well, at least you have your cigars to keep you warm.
    And the warm and comforting thoughts of a little sister that loves you and loves throwing you under the bus too :) Congrats on the great cigars and the killer story too James, no one deserves it more my friend!!! Nice hit Mike, great great job brother ;)
    It's a nice way to pay him back for beating me up as kids, lol. No, seriously, it's fun to watch.
    Yeah, I guess that did happen a time or two
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