In-State Annihilation

I came home from work today and felt a little lost. At the end of my driveway, where my house once stood, was a giant crater. CSI came out and determined the cause of the blast was a bomb launched from a few miles south of me in my very own state of Michigan! Our resident mad bomber, Trident, and his buddy JonnySmokes apparently are trying to start a Michigan Civil War. All I have to say is, the war has barely begun!
Now, the damage. Jonny Smokes hit me really hard with a fine assortment of cigars:
And some accessories:
Then Roman took his turn destroying my humidor:
And threw in an amazing ashtray:
And as if that wasn't enough, he tossed in a couple of tickets to a Detroit Tigers game!!!!!
Obviously, I am just speechless. Once again, the generosity of the BORK's on this forum is unmatched and utterly unbelievable. This is far from over. I overheard the CSI guys mumbling something about zombies being spotted near the crater...





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