What different jobs are out there?

ScottU

gmill880

aaronjm

I'm a substitute teacher working on getting certified alternatively to teach elementary school.

urbino

Good man. We need more of you. Go forth and multiply.

phobicsquirrel

I'm thinking about either stripping or prostitution.. I think prostitution will have a quicker turn around....

phobicsquirrel

ScottU

Garen B

phobicsquirrel:

I'm thinking about either stripping or prostitution.. I think prostitution will have a quicker turn around....

I wonder if they can arrest a soliciting squirrel, heck if they cant, hook up with doody and open Doody's Squirrel and Burro Harem and Fun Center.

urbino

Once you've had rodent, you never go back?

j0z3r

Garen B:

phobicsquirrel:

I'm thinking about either stripping or prostitution.. I think prostitution will have a quicker turn around....

I wonder if they can arrest a soliciting squirrel...

I guess you never saw that episode of cops where they maced and cuffed Secret Squirrel for flashing in public? Little guy was always opening his overcoat, it was just a matter of time before he got nailed.

rgalyon0911

urbino

I'm pretty sure somebody else around here is an EMT, but can't remember who.

gmill880

urbino

Maddy, you gonna let him call your wife eccentric?