Got Bombed, don't know who did it!

So who is Rudy from WA? I got a package today (came to a previous address, fortunately I know the current residents, so they let me know I had mail), and I got raped. What is the unbanded stick? It looks like maybe a Cro-Magnon, but I'm not sure... Someone fess up!

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Doc, I think so, those cigars look like his handy work.