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jj20030
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mom's birthday is coming up and it could be whats left in 2011 or in 2012 ,lol. what month and day will it be? closest guess wins the prize. in case of tie how old will she be and 1st closest guess will win if a tie,, 1 guess each and contest ends when i hit 2000, good luck!
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November 30th. as a side note: I can tell your a good guy, just by your thinking about mom.
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December 11th. I will guess 64.
It is your contest jj. Do what you want. Nothing wrong with being a mommas boy
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trying to get bombed on purpose wont work,lmaoMarker:December 11th. I will guess 64.
It is your contest jj. Do what you want. Nothing wrong with being a mommas boy -
December 25th...66yrs old
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Truth hurts, doesn't it jj?jj20030:
trying to get bombed on purpose wont work,lmaoMarker:December 11th. I will guess 64.
It is your contest jj. Do what you want. Nothing wrong with being a mommas boy -
December 2nd and she'll be 61. Congrats on 2k!
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Congrats Mommas Boy, I mean Jimmy. Going with November 21 and she will be 60.
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Congrats JJ. I guess Dec. 20th and she will be 69.
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December 15th and ill say 67.
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My guess would be Nov 19th and no guess on age cause my momma always told me "Never try to guess or ask a woman her age and you'll live a long pain free life"
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I'll say she's a New Years baby...January 1st, she'll be 70
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December 10th & she will be 55
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November 14, and she'll be 58
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Brother you know you mentioned in the "I Love Turds" thread you didn't want to post a pic of your ugly mug. Despite how you feel about it I bet your momma loves that turd smoking, bearded mug more then anything in the world.
Tell you what, with your permission to honor your mothers birthday and your 2000 post I will offer up a bonus 5er for the brother or sister that can tell all of us why they too love that ugly mug of yours just like your momma does.
OK all look real good at this picture and let those loving heart felt words pour out. The winner will be picked by JJ himself
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December 20th, 65
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ok mommas boys and all you heard it a bonus 5er up for grabs by botl MTuccelli, give it your best shot!,lolMTuccelli:Brother you know you mentioned in the "I Love Turds" thread you didn't want to post a pic of your ugly mug. Despite how you feel about it I bet your momma loves that turd smoking, bearded mug more then anything in the world.
Tell you what, with your permission to honor your mothers birthday and your 2000 post I will offer up a bonus 5er for the brother or sister that can tell all of us why they too love that ugly mug of yours just like your momma does.
OK all look real good at this picture and let those loving heart felt words pour out. The winner will be picked by JJ himself -
December 31st, 72
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Jan 3, 2012. 58yrs
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MTuccelli , dont think were gonna get a bite on this un, there is just nothing they can say about a perfect face, wait , the kid will be along im sure he will have something to say , lmao
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Oh I think the brothers here will chime in soon. Maybe it would help if I mention the 5er will be my good stuff and not the green labelsjj20030:MTuccelli , dont think were gonna get a bite on this un, there is just nothing they can say about a perfect face, wait , the kid will be along im sure he will have something to say , lmao -
aka the turds,lmao,MTuccelli:
Oh I think the brothers here will chime in soon. Maybe it would help if I mention the 5er will be my good stuff and not the green labelsjj20030:MTuccelli , dont think were gonna get a bite on this un, there is just nothing they can say about a perfect face, wait , the kid will be along im sure he will have something to say , lmao -
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aka the turds,lmao,MTuccelli:
Oh I think the brothers here will chime in soon. Maybe it would help if I mention the 5er will be my good stuff and not the green labelsjj20030:MTuccelli , dont think were gonna get a bite on this un, there is just nothing they can say about a perfect face, wait , the kid will be along im sure he will have something to say , lmao
I'll chime in, I'm not scared. Jimmy beard is bad a s s. That's The Beard's in house moderator, lol....
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Right You are,,,, Now that I just stumbled on this Im gonna ask you to let me think about it..... but I do know that Mtuccelli really loves that mug of yours...why? Well I hear its because He likes the way those whiskers tickle his back....If ya know what I mean....lol. Ok I love the mug because.....to be cont-jj20030:MTuccelli , dont think were gonna get a bite on this un, there is just nothing they can say about a perfect face, wait , the kid will be along im sure he will have something to say , lmao
Oh,, Dec 28th and 70 -
January 1 2012
age 82 -
I think his mom loves him because he doesn't have ears or a neck.
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I was waiting to see a guy in a suit and Mexican fedora, chilling with lots of bling and women. Oh well, mom loves him. Nov 27. 70
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Dec 12th and 73. Happy early bday to your mom and congrats on 2k brother!
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"Ode to the Face OF JJ"
Who's face do I see'eth looking at me? Tis the the Face of an Angel as bright as can be!
As I lay my head softly on my pillow at night, I think of Jimmy's face as the days worries dissapear from sight
In my dreams drinkin and brawlling abound, Then I see Jimmy's face as he lifts me from the ground
Into the back of his pickup I lay, as we drive from cathouse to cathouse. but we do not pay
For the ladies all love to see his face, and they take turns to shed their lace.
Upon his face do the girls all straddle, as Aerosmith plays back in the saddle
Then I wake in the morn with the dew still assunder, I think of JJ's face, as I'm filled with wonder!
I get up and smoke a cigar that was gifted to me, I think of the Legend JJ, riding hard and free!!! -
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension.
A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind.
You are moving into a land of both shadow and substance,
of things and ideas. You have just crossed over into the Twilight Zone -
One guy wins a contest by posting a piece of poetry and now everyone knows the trick...
