Troops Cigars Bombing Campaign
JonathanE
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If you don't know the background of this thread based on the title, go read this thread
so that you'll know what's going on!
What follows will be an account of the destruction the good BORKs of this forum are doling out against the U.S. and Coalition forces in Southwest Asia!
Gotta start by throwing BandyT09 and sidekick, j0z3r, under the bus for organizing this. BandyT threw down some serious coin to get the final bomb shipped over here. That and organizing this project lands 90% of the blame on his person. What a BORK!
My plan is to post a reply to this thread for each munition that I dump on a hapless victim or group of victims so keep an eye out to see what developments come of this. I will also post pics that I get back from the damned who yet walk among us with smiles on their faces...
Ready? Go!
What follows will be an account of the destruction the good BORKs of this forum are doling out against the U.S. and Coalition forces in Southwest Asia!
Gotta start by throwing BandyT09 and sidekick, j0z3r, under the bus for organizing this. BandyT threw down some serious coin to get the final bomb shipped over here. That and organizing this project lands 90% of the blame on his person. What a BORK!
My plan is to post a reply to this thread for each munition that I dump on a hapless victim or group of victims so keep an eye out to see what developments come of this. I will also post pics that I get back from the damned who yet walk among us with smiles on their faces...
Ready? Go!
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Organization: Depot Liaison Engineer
Rank: Captain
Crime: Dealing in Controlled Substances
Punishment: (see below)
Organization: Maintenance Group / Maintenance Operations Squadron
Rank: Colonel / Major
Crime: Trespass of Cigar Aficianados on forum territory
Punishment: (see below)
Organization: Analysis, P&S, Engine Management sections
Rank: Chief Master Sergeant
Crime: Aiding and abetting progress
Punishment: (see below)
Organization: Air Expeditionary Wing Leadership
Rank: O-5 to O-7
Crime: Dereliction of Duty
Punishment: (see below)
Organization: Mission Operation Control
Rank: E-3 to E-7
Crime: Excessive PPT Utilization
Punishment: (see below)
Organization: C-130 Aircraft MX Unit
Rank: E-3 to E-8
Crime: Reckless driving (MX stands are dangerous!)
Punishment: (see below)
Organization: Maintenance Group
Rank: E-3 to O-6
Crime: Excessive airlift
Punishment: (see below)
+2 This is looking real good. Todd, you are the man for getting this going again...
Big thank you to Jonathan for doing the brunt of the work on this as there is a ton of work to be done getting these to the soldiers. However, with all that being said, if it weren't for the donations from everyone here then this wouldn't be happening so it truly is/was a group/forum effort.
This needed to be said again. Fantastic job, guys.
Anyone who knows anything about cigars knows that Cuban/Cubano/Cubao/etc. appears on LOTS of cigars along with other words that can be considered forms of the term "Cuba." Well, these guys decided that all of those cigars were CUBAN and they were going to confiscate and throw them away. Boy am I glad I had my iPhone handy! I got on wikipedia and showed them that Perdomo is made in Nicaragua, NOT Cuba despite the fact that the label said "Cuban Piloto" or something of that nature. They took my word on the rest of them after that.
In the end, HowtoBass, your cigars are airborne and none are missing!
I got invited to go and burn one with the MOC controllers that I bombed a couple of days ago. I'm hopeful that I can make it and, if I do, there will be pics... {B-)
PS: On a personal note, I had forgotten how ABSOLUTELY HORRID Air Force PT gear is! :-)