Yo Momma

Vulchor

Yo mommas such a nasty *** that not even AIDS will get near her.

firetruckguy

smoke em if you got em:

Yo momma gums are so black, the *** spits coffee

LOL

wwestern

Yo mama's so nice, she raised you.

joshvoigt

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a coffee can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said she was moving!

90+ Irishman

Yo momma so nasty that even Dennis Rodman goes "Ah He'll Naw Man!!"

roland_7707

your momma is so dumb and fat she eats tires, thinking they are oreos.

howtobass

YO MOMMA... sooooooo fat, that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.

illinoisgolf99

Yo mama's so ugly, even Chuck Norris won't hit that

JHewey

Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

Marker

Midnight here so this is closed. I have a good idea who won and I have picked two winners. I think I already have their address. The winnings will go out Wednesday I believe.

Thank you all for the participation. This was fun.

90+ Irishman

It was a fun competition, thanks Marker!

JHewey

90+ Irishman:

It was a fun competition, thanks Marker!

+1

howtobass

Very fun indeed! It was nice to see some classics.

jr_p951

That was some funny stuff!! I laughed at loud! I even had to text my wife some of those!! Of course I changed "Yo Momma" to the name of her obiese co-worker. She said I was mean, and couldn't help but laugh at some of the stuff you guys came up with!! Excellent contest Marker!!

jr_p951

jj's had me rolling! I couldn't tell my daughter without laughing between words.

y2pascoe

Who are the winners?

Marker

y2pascoe:

Who are the winners?

They will know when they get the package. I will post the tracking Wednesday or Thursday. I can't get to the PO box before that.

Rhamlin

Yes a very cool idea for a contest.

kaspera79

I still enjoy a good momma joke, Thanks for the contest.

Marker

I picked two 'winners' for this. Your packages are in the mail as we speak. You will know it when they come. I am not posting tracking numbers.

Marker

Ok, both of these landed. One was to jj and one was to 415. As I read them over and over there are plenty more that were great. Just had to whittle it down. This was fun. I have told these to my friends at the B&M and they love them as well.

A big THANK YOU to everyone who participated.

90+ Irishman

Congrats to jj and 415, and thanks for a really fun and creative competition Marker... really well done!

ENFIDL

Loved this contest man. Tons of good laughs. Congrats to jj and 415!

jj20030

thanks, i got hit and thought i was just bombed until marker pm me and told me i was a contest weiner,lol, and thanks for the contest and all the great smokes !