Bombing Campaign
dbeckom
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Brothers, I have a individual that needs a serious bombing. If possible, I would like to have 4 or 5 people involved in a coordinated attack. This gentleman is my my older brother...he's responsible for getting me back interested in cigars after several years away. He's been having back issues (I know exactly what he's going thru...been there, done that) and was taken out of work about 9 months ago, so he's not able to buy many cigars these days. I suicide bomb him every couple weeks, but I feel an anonymous bombing from a BOTL would do wonders for his spirits.
I will make it up to anyone that joins my bombing campaign against this BOTL.
Dwayne
I will make it up to anyone that joins my bombing campaign against this BOTL.
Dwayne
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I will post pictures of the devastation as soon as the dust settles enough for a search and rescue mission.
Dwayne
Mine will be launched tomorrow. Mailbox Insurance should be purchased before the weekend........I'm just saying
I'll get pics and names up in a bit. Thank you all again!
~Dwayne
If this is the case then Saturday should finish him off.................
Disclaimer:
I do take resposibility of putting cigars in a box and mailing them to an address that was sent to me. However, I will NOT take any responsibility for, AND I MEAN ANY, damage done by aforementioned box. Any damages or injuries that may occur, not limited to, hurt mail"person", flying mailbox shrapnel, house walls falling and back injuries are completely upon the person that submitted the address. Any cars, houses, dogs, cats, wives, girlfriend, good neighbors, bad neighbors injured during delivery are the responsibility of intended recipient.
Thank you and have a nice day!
First up was a 7 stick bomb from kaspera79 on Saturday...great sticks from a great BOTL. Thanks Tony!
After a long weekend of clean-up, on Tuesday the mail man dropped off a 6 stick bomb from AJGARLETT. Of the 6, Rodney had not tried 5 of them, and the Centurian happens to be one of his favorites!
On Thursday all Hell broke loose, starting with a 10 stick nuclear explosion from firetruckguy...again, 2 of his fav's and 8 that he has not had! Thanks Brett! (we needed that fire truck to help put out the flames)
Then we were hit with the craziest drive by ever!!! MTuccelli sent a car load of gun crazy muppets by and left everything looking like swiss cheese. Cigars and bullets were flying everywhere!
Just as the dust started settling and everything got quiet, a ticking noise reminded me of the........oh crap! BOOM! Suicuide Bomb!
By friday morning, after days of destruction, everyone in the neighborhood was hoping for some peace and quiet...but Ironmick63 screwed all that up with a five stick bomb of some of Rod's favorite sticks!
This morning the mail lady, having heard what happened when the previous one didn't get away quick enough, tossed the mail out the window without even slowing down! Thats a good thing because ljl had sent a 7 stick IED that took out what little was left standing of the house and barn.
Luckily, for the dogs, neighbors, police officers, emergency workers, and the construction crew thats rebuilding the neighborhood, the post office is closed on sunday...
Thank you ALL again!
Dwayne