I like the the way you think skweekz! How many hot mommies could you do in 24 hours?
One at a time, or are we talking a grouper here?
C'mon man - think strategically! I say four at a time - I got two hands, and a mouth . So make that, what, 500?
Don't forget the feet man, don't forget the feet....
Okay, I think I have this figured out. Accounting for all appendages being utilized to the fullest potential, final number of MILFs in a 24 hour period would be 1672. Subtract 17 per each hour for cigars smoked. I figure I can forego food/water/bathroom breaks. In the event of dehydration, I'll need someone to provide fluids intravenously.
You guys are a bunch of stupid beurocrats... All you think about is yourself and don't weigh in the numbers and REAL LIFE!!!
I'd *** 28 women... After that, my Dingus would look like raw meat and I couldn't perform... I'd just smoke cigars the rest of the time while my willy heals...
And for those of you that say Condoms help chaffing.... Well I'll tell YOU what I tell my girlfriend and all the whores I buy... "I'm allergic to Latex, now stop crying"
You guys are a bunch of stupid beurocrats... All you think about is yourself and don't weigh in the numbers and REAL LIFE!!!
I'd *** 28 women... After that, my Dingus would look like raw meat and I couldn't perform... I'd just smoke cigars the rest of the time while my willy heals...
And for those of you that say Condoms help chaffing.... Well I'll tell YOU what I tell my girlfriend and all the whores I buy... "I'm allergic to Latex, now stop crying"
Ahhh I see somebody has been gettin their drink on! Now my question is how many lil lassie are running around out there wondering why they crave miller lite and are the class clown...
Did I miss where the question changed from 6-year-old blackbelts to some other person type? Because all the talk of condoms and raw dinguses is kinda creepin' me out......
No Family and friends, medium sized town... Not too big where everything is a WALMART like chain where they have corporate offices that require social security numbers and W2s... but no TOO small so that you stand out to the locals as the weird new guy, so as in they ask questions... Just medium sized so I can still find local labor for cash, but it's not weird that they've never seen me before
Once I can live off of cash work then I'd prepare more to set up a fake ID and set up a false Social Security Number... Ya know, pay or try to take over a deceased or non-used Social so that I can establish credit and rebuild my life.
If I'm on the run for some serious shlt (Like America's Most Wanted stuff) then I'd most likely go to Mexico, still same criteria for the place to live, but instead of cash, just do Pesos... It'd take me longer to re-establish an identity for I'd be spending lots of Pesos on Cubans at the LCDH's...
I'd think though that once I'd establish myself in Mexico that I'd get an identity and go to Germany... Or somewhere in Europe.. Mexico is TOO Hot...
2) The Gargantuan Gallows
Erwin, Tennessee, holds the dubious honour of being the site of the world’s only known elephant lynching. In 1916, an elephant named Mary belonging to Sparks World Famous Shows attacked and killed an inexperienced handler named Red Eldridge. Although the story has been told and retold to the point of obfuscating true details, it was clear that no town would give Sparks a licence to operate with a dangerous elephant in tow. Officials were left with the problem of how to safely put down Mary without any specialised equipment. They finally settled on death by hanging, to be performed at the local railroad station using a powerful derrick car. According to legend, the execution was bungled, making the entire story a sad state of affairs. Today in Erwin you can visit the Hanging Elephant Antique Shop for all your pachyderm-lynching souveneir needs.
What is the greatest prank you have ever pulled? Mine-I got a coworkers cellphone (it was an old style flip phone) and reprogrammed it so that the default ring tone was a recording that said "by law I must inform you that I am a sexual predator" also I set every third person in his contact to have this as their personal ring tone.
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One at a time, or are we talking a grouper here?
Not buying the video tho, that would just be icky... :-)
Okay, I think I have this figured out. Accounting for all appendages being utilized to the fullest potential, final number of MILFs in a 24 hour period would be 1672. Subtract 17 per each hour for cigars smoked. I figure I can forego food/water/bathroom breaks. In the event of dehydration, I'll need someone to provide fluids intravenously.
Wilt Chamberlain's got nothin' on me.
I'd *** 28 women... After that, my Dingus would look like raw meat and I couldn't perform... I'd just smoke cigars the rest of the time while my willy heals...
And for those of you that say Condoms help chaffing.... Well I'll tell YOU what I tell my girlfriend and all the whores I buy... "I'm allergic to Latex, now stop crying"
Once I can live off of cash work then I'd prepare more to set up a fake ID and set up a false Social Security Number... Ya know, pay or try to take over a deceased or non-used Social so that I can establish credit and rebuild my life.
If I'm on the run for some serious shlt (Like America's Most Wanted stuff) then I'd most likely go to Mexico, still same criteria for the place to live, but instead of cash, just do Pesos... It'd take me longer to re-establish an identity for I'd be spending lots of Pesos on Cubans at the LCDH's...
I'd think though that once I'd establish myself in Mexico that I'd get an identity and go to Germany... Or somewhere in Europe.. Mexico is TOO Hot...
Seems to me that hiding out there works for years...just as long as you can keep your old lady out of the beauty shops and monthly dental cleanings...
Erwin, Tennessee, holds the dubious honour of being the site of the world’s only known elephant lynching. In 1916, an elephant named Mary belonging to Sparks World Famous Shows attacked and killed an inexperienced handler named Red Eldridge. Although the story has been told and retold to the point of obfuscating true details, it was clear that no town would give Sparks a licence to operate with a dangerous elephant in tow. Officials were left with the problem of how to safely put down Mary without any specialised equipment. They finally settled on death by hanging, to be performed at the local railroad station using a powerful derrick car. According to legend, the execution was bungled, making the entire story a sad state of affairs. Today in Erwin you can visit the Hanging Elephant Antique Shop for all your pachyderm-lynching souveneir needs.
Let is sleep, cut it's achilles heel, then it will starve or bleed to death...
Then at dusk after it's dead, lay on it and smoke a cigar