If I'm left here after the Rapture then my family would probably be gone. My kids are too young to have sinned and my wife's a saint. So, I guess God would leave a few soldiers here to fight the good fight. I would arm myself with some Ave Marias, lots of bourbon, a few shotguns and go all Knights Templer on the evil left in the world. My high school mascot was The Crusaders, after all.....
Im going to Smoke this Deisel Unholy Cocktail in my hand ... then Im going to take all these Addresses I have and travel around and SMoke all of you guys cigars because I will survive......
Cant Kill the Dead!
Rock on Brothers and Unlock your doors so i wont have to bust them down!
If the nut jobs are right I say GOOD. We as a species don't need to keep killing this planet. I welcome it with open arms... while smoking a padron family reserve 46. BTW around 11 pm we should know if these nutjobs are right since an earthquake is suppose to start the whole thing.
We as a species don't need to keep killing this planet.
Personally, I blame cows. Their farts are killing us.....
See, I think its the whales, dolphins, and other sea-dwelling mammals. They have tired of the rule of the land, so they are plotting against us all, and have been for decades. That's why I say - NUKE THE WHALES!
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Cant Kill the Dead!
Rock on Brothers and Unlock your doors so i wont have to bust them down!
Personally, I blame cows. Their farts are killing us.....
Fucka you, whare! Fucka you, dorphin!