If your sex life were a cigar...
Jetmech_63
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Jetmech_63
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LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naw for real though CLASSIC
Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex
You can GET cigars.
You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped
You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars.
With cigars there's no need to fake it.
Cigars don't make you pregnant.
You can have cigars at any time of the month.
Good cigars are easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
With cigars size doesn't matter.
It's ALL good!
I'd be out of matches.
Any cigar out there that is 3 X 38 and lasts 3 seconds, kind of like a NUB Corona.........Too much information?
I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it
I'd be a gurkha beauty, I love that thing. Large, long and mellow! oh yeah!