If your sex life were a cigar...

Jetmech_63

What would it be

The Sniper

Lets put it this way.... if Diesel can produce a stick named Unholy Cocktail, they should be able to come up with one called the Unwilling Celibacy. LOL

undulac

An old butt that I threw out years ago.

Redtailhawkoz

The Sniper:

Lets put it this way.... if Diesel can produce a stick named Unholy Cocktail, they should be able to come up with one called the Unwilling Celibacy. LOL

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ken Light

The Sniper:

Lets put it this way.... if Diesel can produce a stick named Unholy Cocktail, they should be able to come up with one called the Unwilling Celibacy. LOL

Damn, I definitely thought you were going to name it Unwilling Participant...

xIcedGuardianx

Gurka HMR... If you want it you have to pay dearly for it, and even then, not worth the trouble. Money better spent elseware. Lol

kaspera79

I think this is one I had better avoid posting a reply to. There are far too many ways to get in trouble on this one. Although I have many funny ideas. I hope we don't get any replies of Punch or Nub.

Jetmech_63

kaspera79:

I hope we don't get any replies of Punch or Nub.

or My Father....

Ken Light

El Triunfador. hahahaha, I wish...

sol1821

Gurkha, too many to pick from but i smoke um all the same

Joeyjoe21_8

mmm...mine would have to a MoW Virtue........light and not enough, but when it does happen, powerful and fullfilling lol.

beatnic

Fighting *** - it really exists. How about PENUS X? LOL

Rob1110

Punisher. I'm actually surprised nobody jumped on that one already.

Jetmech_63

Double happiness?

stephen_hannibal

Kopi Luwak lol...

Naw for real though CLASSIC

DSWarmack

The Centurian... With five kids thats about as often as I get it!

badge54fd

Stolen from another thread here. Love the joke

Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex

You can GET cigars.

You can safely have cigars while you are driving.

You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.

You can have cigars even in front of your mother.

Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.

The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.

You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped

You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars.

With cigars there's no need to fake it.

Cigars don't make you pregnant.

You can have cigars at any time of the month.

Good cigars are easy to find.

You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.

When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake

With cigars size doesn't matter.

It's ALL good!

zoom6zoom

If your sex life were a cigar...

I'd be out of matches.

bandyt09

Any cigar out there that is 3 X 38 and lasts 3 seconds, kind of like a NUB Corona.........Too much information?

kaspera79

bandyt09:

Any cigar out there that is 3 X 38 and lasts 3 seconds, kind of like a NUB Corona.........Too much information?

....umm Yeah.

cabinetmaker

God of Fire.

kingjk729

DPG Cuban Classic ............. Spicy like a mofo

Lasabar

I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........

I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it

bandyt09

Lasabar:

I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........

I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it

Of course, while drinking a Miller Lite........................

The Sniper

Rob1110:

Punisher. I'm actually surprised nobody jumped on that one already.

And nobody threw Intenso out there??? LOL

Lasabar

bandyt09:

Lasabar:

I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........

I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it

Of course, while drinking a Miller Lite........................

Lustfully sipping it... yes

Dustin1981

I am thinking something that has been discontinued. If I am lucky its a limited edition.

zoom6zoom

Dustin1981:

I am thinking something that has been discontinued. If I am lucky its a limited edition.

Pre-Embargo?

phobicsquirrel

well you can't get sti or std's from them (which-ever you like).

I'd be a gurkha beauty, I love that thing. Large, long and mellow! oh yeah!

The Sniper

zoom6zoom:

Dustin1981:

I am thinking something that has been discontinued. If I am lucky its a limited edition.

Pre-Embargo?

LMAO!!! Gentlemen, I think we may have a winner here!

Hays

Lasabar:

I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........

I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it

OMFG.... I seriously busted up laughing so f***ing hard. Lassy ftw in my book.