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Alex Williams
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Everyone needs to forget my address. I am moving this weekend and don't have my new addy yet but if you have a database, just delete mine!! Thanks fellas. Oh and you shouldn't bomb me anyways cause I will destroy you 
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lcpleel:LOL
The force is strong with this one. But young Jedi is very clever. My silence is broken. Welcome back... -
I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
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*** you!!jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire. -
hahaha we all know you will reclaim your spot.Alex Williams:
*** you!!jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire. -
we shall seejsnake:
hahaha we all know you will reclaim your spot.Alex Williams:
*** you!!jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire. -
Ummm, thanks Jake???? Seriously, I have seen this man's work, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ON HIS LIST, are you guys not understanding the words that I am typing????????jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
P.S. Alex, I really don't think Jake actually meant "has been chump"........
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I was poking him with a stick so he will nail the crap out of you guys lol! I want to see him rise again.bandyt09:
Ummm, thanks Jake???? Seriously, I have seen this man's work, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ON HIS LIST, are you guys not understanding the words that I am typing????????jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
P.S. Alex, I really don't think Jake actually meant "has been chump"........ -
I used that same analogy of poking a sleeping bear with a stick and NEVER poke a bear when they are awake. Now that the almighty Alex has awoken to us. why does everyone want to poke him with Enfidl, RCY, and my names?????jsnake:
I was poking him with a stick so he will nail the crap out of you guys lol! I want to see him rise again.bandyt09:
Ummm, thanks Jake???? Seriously, I have seen this man's work, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ON HIS LIST, are you guys not understanding the words that I am typing????????jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
P.S. Alex, I really don't think Jake actually meant "has been chump"........ -
Haters gonna hate bro.....lol I see this is what our generosity has gotten us.bandyt09:
I used that same analogy of poking a sleeping bear with a stick and NEVER poke a bear when they are awake. Now that the almighty Alex has awoken to us. why does everyone want to poke him with Enfidl, RCY, and my names?????jsnake:
I was poking him with a stick so he will nail the crap out of you guys lol! I want to see him rise again.bandyt09:
Ummm, thanks Jake???? Seriously, I have seen this man's work, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ON HIS LIST, are you guys not understanding the words that I am typing????????jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
P.S. Alex, I really don't think Jake actually meant "has been chump"........ -
IM A HATER!! BANDYT09, ENFIDL, AND THIS NEW GUY RCY SAID THERE GOING FOR THE CROWN!!! AND YEA IM YELLING!!!ENFIDL:
Haters gonna hate bro.....lol I see this is what our generosity has gotten us.bandyt09:
I used that same analogy of poking a sleeping bear with a stick and NEVER poke a bear when they are awake. Now that the almighty Alex has awoken to us. why does everyone want to poke him with Enfidl, RCY, and my names?????jsnake:
I was poking him with a stick so he will nail the crap out of you guys lol! I want to see him rise again.bandyt09:
Ummm, thanks Jake???? Seriously, I have seen this man's work, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ON HIS LIST, are you guys not understanding the words that I am typing????????jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
P.S. Alex, I really don't think Jake actually meant "has been chump"........ -
LOUD NOISES!!!lcpleel:
IM A HATER!! BANDYT09, ENFIDL, AND THIS NEW GUY RCY SAID THERE GOING FOR THE CROWN!!! AND YEA IM YELLING!!!ENFIDL:
Haters gonna hate bro.....lol I see this is what our generosity has gotten us.bandyt09:
I used that same analogy of poking a sleeping bear with a stick and NEVER poke a bear when they are awake. Now that the almighty Alex has awoken to us. why does everyone want to poke him with Enfidl, RCY, and my names?????jsnake:
I was poking him with a stick so he will nail the crap out of you guys lol! I want to see him rise again.bandyt09:
Ummm, thanks Jake???? Seriously, I have seen this man's work, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ON HIS LIST, are you guys not understanding the words that I am typing????????jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
P.S. Alex, I really don't think Jake actually meant "has been chump"........ -
Im normally a quiet person. sorry.
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ENFIDL:
LOUD NOISES!!!lcpleel:
IM A HATER!! BANDYT09, ENFIDL, AND THIS NEW GUY RCY SAID THERE GOING FOR THE CROWN!!! AND YEA IM YELLING!!!ENFIDL:
Haters gonna hate bro.....lol I see this is what our generosity has gotten us.bandyt09:
I used that same analogy of poking a sleeping bear with a stick and NEVER poke a bear when they are awake. Now that the almighty Alex has awoken to us. why does everyone want to poke him with Enfidl, RCY, and my names?????jsnake:
I was poking him with a stick so he will nail the crap out of you guys lol! I want to see him rise again.bandyt09:
Ummm, thanks Jake???? Seriously, I have seen this man's work, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ON HIS LIST, are you guys not understanding the words that I am typing????????jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
P.S. Alex, I really don't think Jake actually meant "has been chump"........
Hey, Im a fan not a hater. And I'm not trying to take any ones spot. If anything, I just tried to fit in and maybe maintain what was already in place. You guys are trouble makers. But that's okay lcpleel, ENFIDL and jsnake. I see what you guys are doing. -
Yeah, what he said.RCY Cigars:ENFIDL:
LOUD NOISES!!!lcpleel:
IM A HATER!! BANDYT09, ENFIDL, AND THIS NEW GUY RCY SAID THERE GOING FOR THE CROWN!!! AND YEA IM YELLING!!!ENFIDL:
Haters gonna hate bro.....lol I see this is what our generosity has gotten us.bandyt09:
I used that same analogy of poking a sleeping bear with a stick and NEVER poke a bear when they are awake. Now that the almighty Alex has awoken to us. why does everyone want to poke him with Enfidl, RCY, and my names?????jsnake:
I was poking him with a stick so he will nail the crap out of you guys lol! I want to see him rise again.bandyt09:
Ummm, thanks Jake???? Seriously, I have seen this man's work, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ON HIS LIST, are you guys not understanding the words that I am typing????????jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
P.S. Alex, I really don't think Jake actually meant "has been chump"........
Hey, Im a fan not a hater. And I'm not trying to take any ones spot. If anything, I just tried to fit in and maybe maintain what was already in place. You guys are trouble makers. But that's okay lcpleel, ENFIDL and jsnake. I see what you guys are doing. -
To clarify my haters comment was a joke...lolbandyt09:
Yeah, what he said.RCY Cigars:ENFIDL:
LOUD NOISES!!!lcpleel:
IM A HATER!! BANDYT09, ENFIDL, AND THIS NEW GUY RCY SAID THERE GOING FOR THE CROWN!!! AND YEA IM YELLING!!!ENFIDL:
Haters gonna hate bro.....lol I see this is what our generosity has gotten us.bandyt09:
I used that same analogy of poking a sleeping bear with a stick and NEVER poke a bear when they are awake. Now that the almighty Alex has awoken to us. why does everyone want to poke him with Enfidl, RCY, and my names?????jsnake:
I was poking him with a stick so he will nail the crap out of you guys lol! I want to see him rise again.bandyt09:
Ummm, thanks Jake???? Seriously, I have seen this man's work, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ON HIS LIST, are you guys not understanding the words that I am typing????????jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
P.S. Alex, I really don't think Jake actually meant "has been chump"........
Hey, Im a fan not a hater. And I'm not trying to take any ones spot. If anything, I just tried to fit in and maybe maintain what was already in place. You guys are trouble makers. But that's okay lcpleel, ENFIDL and jsnake. I see what you guys are doing. -
You doubt me? You doubt ME? I am the Unabomber. I have sent bombs across the country multiple times. I have conquered the great white north, the plains of Texas, shores of Oregon, not mention the countless states in-between. You doubt me... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who doubt the almighty Unabomber! You shall bear witness firsthand to the might of my wrath. The swiftness of my fury. The bruntness of my attack. You shall forever know my name as it will be burned into your memory as the Almighty Unabomber.415:
we shall seejsnake:
hahaha we all know you will reclaim your spot.Alex Williams:
*** you!!jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire. -
DAMN! Is that what H3LL is like?
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ROFLMFAO!! This is the best post ever. Someone has hell to pay and I can't wait to see what happens.Alex Williams:
You doubt me? You doubt ME? I am the Unabomber. I have sent bombs across the country multiple times. I have conquered the great white north, the plains of Texas, shores of Oregon, not mention the countless states in-between. You doubt me... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who doubt the almighty Unabomber! You shall bear witness firsthand to the might of my wrath. The swiftness of my fury. The bruntness of my attack. You shall forever know my name as it will be burned into your memory as the Almighty Unabomber.415:
we shall seejsnake:
hahaha we all know you will reclaim your spot.Alex Williams:
*** you!!jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire. -
Neither can I, it's been far too long since we've seen Alex rain down any pain. Hell the last time he did I was still a fresh newb...loljsnake:
ROFLMFAO!! This is the best post ever. Someone has hell to pay and I can't wait to see what happens.Alex Williams:
You doubt me? You doubt ME? I am the Unabomber. I have sent bombs across the country multiple times. I have conquered the great white north, the plains of Texas, shores of Oregon, not mention the countless states in-between. You doubt me... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who doubt the almighty Unabomber! You shall bear witness firsthand to the might of my wrath. The swiftness of my fury. The bruntness of my attack. You shall forever know my name as it will be burned into your memory as the Almighty Unabomber.415:
we shall seejsnake:
hahaha we all know you will reclaim your spot.Alex Williams:
*** you!!jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire. -
Alex Williams:
You doubt me? You doubt ME? I am the Unabomber. I have sent bombs across the country multiple times. I have conquered the great white north, the plains of Texas, shores of Oregon, not mention the countless states in-between. You doubt me... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who doubt the almighty Unabomber! You shall bear witness firsthand to the might of my wrath. The swiftness of my fury. The bruntness of my attack. You shall forever know my name as it will be burned into your memory as the Almighty Unabomber.415:
we shall seejsnake:
hahaha we all know you will reclaim your spot.Alex Williams:
*** you!!jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
Man, Kevin (415), I wish I would have gotten to know ya but it seems like your days are numbered now. There are things in life you just don't want to do.....You don't want to pull on Superman's cape.......You don't want to spit in the wind.........You don't want to %@#$*& with Alex; of the 3, the worst thing you can do is %@#$*& with Alex. If I were you, I would make a last will and chose a deserving brother to inherit your cigar "collection" because WHEN not IF, but WHEN you see a box on your doorstep, you will no longer be able to smoke, let alone pick up a cigar. When Alex bombs he leaves no witness and no evidence, just pure destruction......... Hey on a lighter note, thanks for taking away his focus on any other BOTL on here, we appreciate it.
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LOL that is one of the best posts i have read in a while.Alex Williams:
You doubt me? You doubt ME? I am the Unabomber. I have sent bombs across the country multiple times. I have conquered the great white north, the plains of Texas, shores of Oregon, not mention the countless states in-between. You doubt me... You are hereby and forthwith cast into eternal damnation. May all your cigars turn to cheap fake cubans and swisher sweets. Save for one... That one shall be an original release opusx but upon lighting it, the wrapper shall crack, canoe, and tunnell; the draw will be plugged; the smoke acrid, harsh, and slightly reminiscent of a mixture of someone else's boogers and ear wax. After being thoroughly dissatisfied with the opus, an angry midget shall spring forth from the dark crevices of your room only to kick you in the shins and flee only to return every night to rub icy hot on your genitalia. That is your punishment and may that little man be swift and fierce in his attacks upon thee who doubt the almighty Unabomber! You shall bear witness firsthand to the might of my wrath. The swiftness of my fury. The bruntness of my attack. You shall forever know my name as it will be burned into your memory as the Almighty Unabomber.415:
we shall seejsnake:
hahaha we all know you will reclaim your spot.Alex Williams:
*** you!!jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire.
Alex sir, thank you for the laugh -
Kevin, no laughing your in trouble.
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Thank you all for coming here today for such a somber occasion. We will all remember Kevin (415) for his positive outlook on life. Even though he was taken from us before his 25th birthday he left an everlasting impression on all our lives. He was a man of such fierce courage he continued to poke a woken bear even though all his brothers warned him not to. He was strong in his convictions that he could never be taken done. He would stand up to any man, at any time. Even though there was much evidence to prove that the man he was taking on was no man any mortal should have to deal with, he just simply blew smoke in his face.
Kevin, we will miss you very much. Welcome to Alex Williams martyrdom..........
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ENOUGH! The time for words is ended. The time to stand and deliver has begun.
The stage is set, the players are gathered. The mission is clear. Alliances will form and be broken. This is the way of the cigar bomber. Best of luck to you all, and remember....
... in the end, there can be only one.
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To paraphrase the classic lyrics of "The Sentinel" by the immortal Judas Priest...
"Now facing one another,
The standoff eats up time,
And all at once a silence falls,
As the bell ceases its chime.
Upon this sign the challengers
With shrieks and cries rush forth.
The CIGARS fly out like bullets
Upon their deadly course.
Screams of pain and agony
Rend the silent air.
Amidst the dying bodies
SMOKE flows everywhere.
One figure stand expressionless,
Impassive and alone.
Unmoved by his victory,
And the seeds of HERF he's sown."
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bandyt im sure you would miss me, but im not going anywhere.
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hmmmm...... last man standing? sounds like fun.The Sniper:ENOUGH! The time for words is ended. The time to stand and deliver has begun.
The stage is set, the players are gathered. The mission is clear. Alliances will form and be broken. This is the way of the cigar bomber. Best of luck to you all, and remember....
... in the end, there can be only one. -
Don't under estimate The Unabomber.jsnake:
hahaha we all know you will reclaim your spot.Alex Williams:
*** you!!jsnake:I don't know brother. I think a few guys have stepped up and made you look like a has been chump. Bandyt, enfidl, RCYcigars are on fire. -
Trouble brewing, I'm heading for the hills.
Hopefully the enormous blast from Alex won't find me there.
