Kuzi called the cops

This type of story resurfaces after the famous Canadien Womens hockey team incident, only even MORE ridiculous. I think it was Kuzi that called in, jealous that he wasn't invited and decided to ruin everyones fun. Can anyone guess the stoge? Looks kinda like a Liga Privada T52....
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Busted-Reds-reported-after-smoking-victory-ciga?urn=mlb-273745
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Busted-Reds-reported-after-smoking-victory-ciga?urn=mlb-273745
Comments
"A goocher—that's really bad! You remember when Clint Bracken and those guys got wiped-out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me they was flippin' for beers and they came up with a goocher just before they got into the car, and BANG! They all got totaled! I don't like this. Sincerely."