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why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
cuz they have fat fingers. hahahah
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Andrew Dzikoski BlogAdministrator, Everyone, ForumsAdministrator, Moderator, Owners, Registered Users, Trusted Users Posts: 338Two seals walk in to a club...0 -
Variation: A baby seal walks into a club...Andrew Dzikoski:Two seals walk in to a club...0 -
Two guys walk into a bar, third one ducks............0
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Why do cemetarys have fences? because people are dying to get in0
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Andrew Dzikoski BlogAdministrator, Everyone, ForumsAdministrator, Moderator, Owners, Registered Users, Trusted Users Posts: 338Two muffins are in the oven baking when one turns the other and say "It's getting hot in here" The other say "Holy S!!t a talking muffin!!"0
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Andrew Dzikoski BlogAdministrator, Everyone, ForumsAdministrator, Moderator, Owners, Registered Users, Trusted Users Posts: 338Two boys go out on a walk. One looks down and said, "look at those, those are deer tracks my dad told me about them." The second boy says no those are elk tracks, my dad told me about them. Then the first boy says, "No those are deer tracks." The second boy says, "NO those are elk tracks." One hour later they were run over by a train.0
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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal
Why don't blind guys skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog0 -
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a TAME rabbit?
A: The TAME way!
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Reminds me of Robin Williams when he does those quickfire jokes in the movies.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.0 -
So many corny jokes . . . this is all I can say about them:
How do you know a blond has been using a computer? It has white-out all over the screen
Why did it take the blond 4 hrs to make a pitcher of orange juice? The carton said "concentrate" on it0 -
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Cuz she had no arms!0
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a black guy, a white guy and a chines guy walk into a bar.
the bartender looks at them and asks "Is this some sort of joke?"0 -
what do you call skydiving lawyers.......skeet......no offence to any lawyer out there.0
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someone's a two and a half men fan... wait, besides me that isAndrew Dzikoski:Two muffins are in the oven baking when one turns the other and say "It's getting hot in here" The other say "Holy S!!t a talking muffin!!"0 -
Why do blondes have curtains on the computer monitor?, cause it has windows!0
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt0
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So a bear walks into a bar, and orders a glass of whiskey.0
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A guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? BOB.0
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A spanish gal with no legs? CONSUELO.
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And a beer. And the bartender says to the bear, "Hey, whats with the big pause?".0
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I read the first part and was like Wtf??? Lol...mrpillow:And a beer. And the bartender says to the bear, "Hey, whats with the big pause?".
dirty joke ... a white horse falls into the mud..0 -
im gunna use that.mrpillow:And a beer. And the bartender says to the bear, "Hey, whats with the big pause?".
seriously.0 -
How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.0 -
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.0 -
Why dont sharks eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start...
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a little pig walked into a bar and ordered 5 root beers and paid for them. once he had drank them he asked the barkeep where the bathroom was and left. a second little pig did the same thing ordered 5 rootbeers asked where the bathroom was and left. this happened till the fifth little pig. he came in and ordered 5 root beers and paid and when drunk, he started for the door, the barkeep stopped him and said the the other little pigs had went to the bathroom when finished and wondered if he was going to do the same thing. the little pig replied, no, im the fifth little pig, i go wee wee wee all the way home.0
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Is a fly with no wings a walk or is it still a fly ?0
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What did the fly say when it swam into a wall?......Dam0
