corny joke

roland_7707

why do gorillas have such big nostrils? cuz they have fat fingers. hahahah

Andrew Dzikoski

Two seals walk in to a club...

j0z3r

Andrew Dzikoski:

Two seals walk in to a club...

Variation: A baby seal walks into a club...

bandyt09

Two guys walk into a bar, third one ducks............

roland_7707

Why do cemetarys have fences? because people are dying to get in

Andrew Dzikoski

Two muffins are in the oven baking when one turns the other and say "It's getting hot in here" The other say "Holy S!!t a talking muffin!!"

Andrew Dzikoski

Two boys go out on a walk. One looks down and said, "look at those, those are deer tracks my dad told me about them." The second boy says no those are elk tracks, my dad told me about them. Then the first boy says, "No those are deer tracks." The second boy says, "NO those are elk tracks." One hour later they were run over by a train.

xmacro

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal

Why don't blind guys skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog

The Sniper

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on it!

Q: How do you catch a TAME rabbit?

A: The TAME way!

Gentleman

Reminds me of Robin Williams when he does those quickfire jokes in the movies.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

xmacro

So many corny jokes . . . this is all I can say about them:



How do you know a blond has been using a computer? It has white-out all over the screen

Why did it take the blond 4 hrs to make a pitcher of orange juice? The carton said "concentrate" on it

lilwing88

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Cuz she had no arms!

kuzi16

a black guy, a white guy and a chines guy walk into a bar.
the bartender looks at them and asks "Is this some sort of joke?"

roland_7707

what do you call skydiving lawyers.......skeet......no offence to any lawyer out there.

cholmes8310

Andrew Dzikoski:

Two muffins are in the oven baking when one turns the other and say "It's getting hot in here" The other say "Holy S!!t a talking muffin!!"

someone's a two and a half men fan... wait, besides me that is

bigbgballz

Why do blondes have curtains on the computer monitor?, cause it has windows!

Luko

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.

j0z3r

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt

mrpillow

So a bear walks into a bar, and orders a glass of whiskey.

The Sniper

A guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? BOB.

The Sniper

A spanish gal with no legs? CONSUELO.

mrpillow

And a beer. And the bartender says to the bear, "Hey, whats with the big pause?".

cabinetmaker

mrpillow:

And a beer. And the bartender says to the bear, "Hey, whats with the big pause?".

I read the first part and was like Wtf??? Lol...

dirty joke ... a white horse falls into the mud..

kuzi16

mrpillow:

And a beer. And the bartender says to the bear, "Hey, whats with the big pause?".

im gunna use that.


seriously.

cabinetmaker

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?



her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Jdorais

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?



A stick.

The Sniper

Why dont sharks eat lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

The Sniper

What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

A good start...

roland_7707

a little pig walked into a bar and ordered 5 root beers and paid for them. once he had drank them he asked the barkeep where the bathroom was and left. a second little pig did the same thing ordered 5 rootbeers asked where the bathroom was and left. this happened till the fifth little pig. he came in and ordered 5 root beers and paid and when drunk, he started for the door, the barkeep stopped him and said the the other little pigs had went to the bathroom when finished and wondered if he was going to do the same thing. the little pig replied, no, im the fifth little pig, i go wee wee wee all the way home.

gmill880

Is a fly with no wings a walk or is it still a fly ?

roland_7707

What did the fly say when it swam into a wall?......Dam