Toll-Free Line is down at the moment

timb

but you can still reach us at: 610-297-9065

docbp87

timb:

but you can still reach us at: 610-297-9065

The Beard has made this line out of plucked beard hairs, as an emergency backup. He simply connects strands of beard from the phone-jack, to the telephone, and they get a perfect connection.

TatuajeVI

docbp87:

timb:

but you can still reach us at: 610-297-9065

The Beard has made this line out of plucked beard hairs, as an emergency backup. He simply connects strands of beard from the phone-jack, to the telephone, and they get a perfect connection.

Little did we know The Beard has its own area code.

lilwing88

TatuajeVI:

docbp87:

timb:

but you can still reach us at: 610-297-9065

The Beard has made this line out of plucked beard hairs, as an emergency backup. He simply connects strands of beard from the phone-jack, to the telephone, and they get a perfect connection.

Little did we know The Beard has its own area code.

The Beard has his own zipcode too. That's why if you just label a package, "The Beard" and drop it in the mail, it'll get to him.

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lilwing88:

TatuajeVI:

docbp87:

timb:

but you can still reach us at: 610-297-9065

The Beard has made this line out of plucked beard hairs, as an emergency backup. He simply connects strands of beard from the phone-jack, to the telephone, and they get a perfect connection.

Little did we know The Beard has its own area code.

The Beard has his own zipcode too. That's why if you just label a package, "The Beard" and drop it in the mail, it'll get to him.

ROTFL!!!!!!