Glass Avenue cause that's the name of my (future) business conglomerate. And we would offer nothing but glass tubos. The first Cigar would be called the Black Sehl and would come in a black and blue stain glass tubo and a bottle of rum in a gift set.
Id call it Lantana...it sounds cool and its the name of my street. First stick produced would be call "Poder Irlandés"...according to Bing translator that's Spanish for "Irish Power." IT would be a triple maduro, with 100% straight ligero filler. The band would be a dark green with gold celtic braiding that is faded into the band itself.
I have not really put any thought into something like this but the first line would be called The Moose Knuckle. It would be along the line of a Nub and the band would have a pic of a hot blonde in spandex shorts sporting a moose knuckle.
Well I would have to name the company Mie, and my first release would be a 9x69 maduro called the Big Diq. Our slogan would be, "Come Smoke Mie Big Diq!" I know, it's brilliant, you guys don't have to tell me! Hahaha
Woodbox Cigars. Sizes would be: stick(petit corona), board(robusto), lumber(double robusto), log(torpedo), and tree(Solomon)... first blend would be the Mahogany Cabinet.
Well I would have to name the company Mie, and my first release would be a 9x69 maduro called the Big Diq. Our slogan would be, "Come Smoke Mie Big Diq!" I know, it's brilliant, you guys don't have to tell me! Hahaha
Sorry Puro but that is not the most ingenius marketing plan out there. I for one would never smoke a cigar by that name. I think you would be stuck with a lot of them ...." I don't understand it boss, these new Diqs only sell well in the gay communities." Pretty funny though.
Well I'm seriously exploring a b&m concept in my favorite location in the world, as well as subsequent house blends, so it would be something along the lines of "D. Anthony's of Sausalito: Yacht Line". Sizes would numbers referring to common yacht sizes: 36 (petit corona), 45 (robusto), 58 (toro), 75 (churchill)...
I'd probably go with a cop theme, cuz......well....... I'm a cop.
I'd call the line The Force and the various blends would reflect various units within the department. Like, for instance, I'd have a blend called The Detective's Special or The Bomb Squad or S.W.A.T. The different vitolas would be named after career ranks from patrolman up to Superintendent. The ad campaign would be pretty obvious: a bunch of studly cops smoking cigars with hot chicks hanging all over them. You know, like in real life. LOL!
Dog rocket Cigars.
Like, hey man how much did you pay for that Dog Rocket?
Sizes would be named after dogs.
Chihuahua to Great Dane.
And I too would buy a box of Moose Knuckles also .
I think we should have a Tim-themed cigar called "Beard Cigars." They will basically be like GOFs but infused with 200 year old scotch and they'll be blessed by the pope. Plus the wrappers and boxes will be solid gold.
I think we should have a Tim-themed cigar called "Beard Cigars." They will basically be like GOFs but infused with 200 year old scotch and they'll be blessed by the pope. Plus the wrappers and boxes will be solid gold.
And they will be priced at the same as the house blends but only available to those whom the beard deems fit.
I think we should have a Tim-themed cigar called "Beard Cigars." They will basically be like GOFs but infused with 200 year old scotch and they'll be blessed by the pope. Plus the wrappers and boxes will be solid gold.
And will include the stongest ligero known to man....Tim's beard clippings!
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And we would offer nothing but glass tubos.
The first Cigar would be called the Black Sehl and would come in a black and blue stain glass tubo and a bottle of rum in a gift set.
I've thought about it for some time now.
Forto, that's funny that we would call the cigar the same. Now, I would name mine Spike for a much different reason... :-)
I'd call the line The Force and the various blends would reflect various units within the department. Like, for instance, I'd have a blend called The Detective's Special or The Bomb Squad or S.W.A.T. The different vitolas would be named after career ranks from patrolman up to Superintendent. The ad campaign would be pretty obvious: a bunch of studly cops smoking cigars with hot chicks hanging all over them. You know, like in real life. LOL!
I am stealing all of your names
And will include the stongest ligero known to man....Tim's beard clippings!