1,000 Post Contest (The BetaSynn Edition)
betasynn
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Since everyone else is doing it, and I'm a fan of peer pressure, I'm having a 1,000 post contest. As you can tell, that is very close at hand; granted, I don't throw down crazy posts like I used to, but I've been picking up lately.
The Contest
Alright. This is a haiku-off. There are two prizes; first, the person who posts a haiku closest (and before) I post my 1,000 post will receive a prize. Second, the best haiku will receive a prize.
The Prizes
Both prizes are packages of nine cigars, random assortment, tailored to your preferences.
Sound good? Good. Go!
Comments
Experience the pleasure
Lovers of the leaf
I got my lighter today
Anejo I'll test
Smoke rising, my cares leaving
I smile in the sun
Betasynn contest looks like fun
nine new cigars, good
Go ahead and have some
You ate my nuts
Are known by their names, but Bill
By his Monica
Insert cigar joke here!!
Spring gently returns anew
Smoke rises pleasantly
Now Beta has too
Think I'll enjoy a cigar
I am not addicted
CIGARS CIGARS CIGARS
Cigar Dot Com is the Best
Formums are my buds
flavor upon the palate
and soul relaxes
We'll say screw the embargo
smoke puros all day
Cigar on my porch
No better way to relax
While still wearing clothes
This was a fun contest Beta, and while I am not used to doing this sort of thing, the results were hillarious.