"Obama" - Redneck word of the day
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"Obama" - the redneck word of the day
"I bought a case of beer and drank it obama self"
Got any good redneck words of the day? Post them here.
"I bought a case of beer and drank it obama self"
Got any good redneck words of the day? Post them here.
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Barium- what you do when CPR fails.
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LOL. I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that the second time.Matt Marvel:Barium- what you do when CPR fails.
Retard - "My granpaw retard at age 65.." -
Discount ---Can I get a discount on this one ? Discount yourself lucky we're selling it to ya at that price !!!
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Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh
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This is my 100th post...so i will make it a good one:
Word: Mayonaise
"Mayonaise some big tires on that truck!" -
I think that's right up there with..."let me axe you a question"kingjk729:Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh -
misunderestimated... as in.... "They misunderestimated me." George W. Bush -- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
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Ranch---- Hand me that thar adjust'ble ranch ...this thangs on here too tite !!!
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My wife's sister actually used the word "unbalancement" the other day in the sentence "She has a chemical unbalancement."
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I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...
An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?
The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?
Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain... -
HOT WATER HEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!One of mine too PuroAlso------Television set (there is one of them), axe you a question (stated above I know), Why doesnt he make HISSELF a sandwich, Your change is 2 dollars and 14 CENT, Today will be partly cloudy...however tomorrow will be mostly sunny (same d@mn thing, no?)
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Nakin = Napkin
Acrost = Across
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When you have an operation to sterilize an animal (read dog/cat) it's called a spay. You have your dog or cat spayed. I get tired of people asking me when they need to have their cat spaded...
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"Healthy" food.....your food isn't healthy..it's DEAD! However, it may be healthful.
Ever get an email with this as the first line? "For your FYI" ? -
ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehePuroFreak:I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...
An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?
The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?
Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain... -
You never go A** To Mouth! LMAOphobicsquirrel:
ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehePuroFreak:I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...
An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?
The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?
Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain... -
some do....can u believe it?
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I've known some freaky women who didn't mind that though... HAHAjsnake:
You never go A** To Mouth! LMAOphobicsquirrel:
ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehePuroFreak:I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...
An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?
The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?
Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...