Only here does a charitable donation turn into an a** kicking

So I have not been posting much due to time constraints, but I always lurk around. I happened to see a couple of donation opportunities from some great brothers and figured - why not? In - donate -out.
Apparently Shizz did not appreciate my stealth. He absolutely violated me, without so much as buying me dinner first.
Most of these I have not tried, which is saying something. Thanks Jim- I look forward to them all. Next time some lube or a reach around would be appreciated.