Houston suburb whipped off the map this weekend.

In other news tonight headline. The Suburban town of sugar Land was whipped off the map today due to a series of targeted ground delivered bombings.these bombs come in many different shapes and sizes but the preferred method of delivery is though small boxes known as Flat rates.

Alright guys i don't know what to say. I don't even know why they let you guys have computer cause you guys are insane. Seriously though thank you so much i haven't done anything except maybe try to troll Irish whenever i get the chance,but that's hardly worth the booty whooping i received upon returning home from a silly long weekend of apartment hunting. This is the insanity of what i returned too.

First off brett aka irish who sent me this package including..INCLUDING a ava Maria and a fallen angel with over a year each, and a Ghurka Wicked with 3 years. The rest all have between 1-3 years as well...THEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY IT ISNT PAYBACK. Thank you man all of them look and smell amazing. You didn't have to send me anything at all. All I can say is March 13.

Next Up we have CharlieHeis who hit me upside the hid with this cold cut to the cheak. A full on MoW sampler. Man all I did was say I wanted to try one and BAM He didnt just tell me. He didnt just send me one. no no this guy slams me with one of EACH,and everyones favorite cigar that shall not be named. I promise a video so you can see my true reaction on that one. Thank you for the warm welcome man this is outrageous and pure awesome all at the same time. I cant wait to get into it. Thank you again.

Now we have Rain. I at least got off the hook with this one (so I thought) by turning it into a good old fashion trade. Good for me i though...UNTIL he decides to hit me hard with a over the top 7 cause i dont think he can count to 5. Itz cool iz cool I got ya planned out my friend. Thank for this delicious Package. How do i get my MOW badge again? lol

Finally we come to Nathan who finds out im a Texan. Man all I asked for was a handshake.....a simple handshake. nothing more and this guy THIS GUY USES THE BRASS KNUCKLES. Thank you so much. Unfortunately i missed the chance ot hang out with him this weekend and meet the guy and have a small hurf, But I will be living 10 minutes away from him come april. Ill be ready to return that handshake man and thank you so much all of these are overwhelming.

When I get out of the body cast there will be retaliations my friends. You guys are purely insane and I love each and everyone of you. I hope one day to share a stick in person with you guys. I in no way deserved any of this. dont worry though this wont shut my a$$ up. Just gimp me up a but. Now dont EVER do it again....no really please the fiance is threatening to leave if I cant afford these house repairs.