Dealing fairly with IS

Amos Umwhat · February 2015

In light of the recent atrocities perpetrated by IS, it occurs to me that perhaps we could placate them by releasing some of our Al-Qaida affiliated prisoners. We could set them free ->--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------*! about 30,000 ft over the IS stronghold where they commit their crimes, thus speaking to them in a language they understand.

jlmarta · February 2015

Jeeze, I like the way you think, Bro. That's a great plan....... ??

Puff_Dougie · February 2015

Amos Umwhat for Secretary of Defense!!!

raisindot · February 2015

I think a wee bit of fair play is appropriate...give them the option of deploying a parachute emblazoned with Charlie Hebdo's Mohammed cartoons.

The3Stogies · February 2015

That sounds more than fair Amos Umwhat. Bombing them with bodies probably would make them think about things a little different. Jordanians may be up for it.

Amos Umwhat · February 2015

raisindot:
I think a wee bit of fair play is appropriate...give them the option of deploying a parachute emblazoned with Charlie Hebdo's Mohammed cartoons.

Ever the merciful sentimentalist.

bert873 · February 2015

I love this idea.

jd50ae · February 2015

The point may become mote.......I don't think Jordan's King Abdullah has any intention of playing fair.

Amos Umwhat · February 2015

jd50ae:
The point may become mote.......I don't think Jordan's King Abdullah has any intention of playing fair.

He understands them far better than we do.

raisindot · February 2015

Of course, none of the Arab countries expressed any kind of outrage at all when Americans and British and Japanese were being beheaded. But once one of their own gets it--a pilot, rather than a journalist or aid worker--they start declaring holy war.

jbarker_18 · February 2015

Shame on everyone...report to islamic extremist sensitivity training and re-education at once!

Amos Umwhat · February 2015

raisindot:
Of course, none of the Arab countries expressed any kind of outrage at all when Americans and British and Japanese were being beheaded. But once one of their own gets it--a pilot, rather than a journalist or aid worker--they start declaring holy war.

well, those others were just Kafir, not worthy.

variant2 · February 2015

Good idea and a woman needs to kick each one off the plane so they're denied their 72 virgins.

They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.

raisindot · February 2015

variant2:
They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.

I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.

variant2 · February 2015

raisindot:
variant2:
They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.

I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.

What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?

raisindot · February 2015

variant2:
raisindot:
variant2:
They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.

I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.
What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?

Plenty of worse things you could gag their mouths with, but I'm not going there....

jgibv · February 2015

raisindot:
variant2:
raisindot:
variant2:
They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.

I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.
What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?

Plenty of worse things you could gag their mouths with, but I'm not going there....

something like this.....???

Rain · February 2015

That's...just wrong.

Amos Umwhat · February 2015

Rain:
That's...just wrong.

But very funny. Should we change Raji to Haji?

Jetmech_63 · February 2015

Amos Umwhat:
Rain:
That's...just wrong.
But very funny. Should we change Raji to Haji?

Post of the week winner!!!!

Dealing fairly with IS

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