Brianak smacked me with a fish and gave me frostbite

I got a big giant freezing box in the mail today. It was too cold to detonate so I put on some gloves and carefully opened it. Inside I find some delicious Salmon Jerky, Frostbite Vodka made with glacier water, and a nice fiver from our friend Brianak. Not sure how I ended up the target of this amazing package but a huge thanks to our Alaskan buddy. The Salmon is fantastic and I will let you know when I crack that bottle open.