Acronym Contest!

Hayblet
Hayblet Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,400
I'm bored at work and for some odd reason an old acronym a Marine buddy told me popped into my head, this contest is to be done exclusively with armed forces as the names, example: Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet or Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. So contest runs until Monday night whenever I get off work. One that makes me laugh the best wins a 5'r of cigars. Please note this contest is not out of spite or anything like that. I proudly support our armed men and women who defend our fantastic country everyday! Also examples I provided can't be used (duh!)
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  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    ARMY....Anymore Randy like Medics left(?) YES!
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,384
    Being a Navy guy...
    My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment!
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Jetmech_63:
    Being a Navy guy...
    My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment!
    hahahahaha
  • ejgorman
    ejgorman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 891
    This has nothing to do with the armed forces, but it's bound to get a mildly amused chuckle. Guess that makes me a non-competing participant.

    Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel A Girl's Vajayjay...So Hot

    It's the mnemonic to remember the 12 cranial nerves: Cranial Nerves: I. Olfactory II. Optic III. Oculomotor IV. Trochlear V. Trigeminal VI. Abducens VII. Facial VIII. Auditory (Vestibulocochlear) IX. Glossopharyngeal X. Vagus XI. Spinal Accessory XII. Hypoglossal
  • pelirrojo
    pelirrojo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,520
    Always Working On Leaving... ;)
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,400
    Jetmech_63:
    Being a Navy guy...
    My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment!
    forgot the Sir at the end but still works lol
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Muscles
    Are
    Required
    Intelligence
    Is
    Not
    Essential
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,400
    Puff_Dougie:
    Muscles
    Are
    Required
    Intelligence
    Is
    Not
    Essential
    bloody brilliant, got a good laugh off this (because it's true)
  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    Quick someone get the Lieutenant some grid squares and chemlight batteries!
  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    jsnake:
    Quick someone get the Lieutenant some grid squares and chemlight batteries!
    Don't forget the headlight fluid, keys to the HMMV and grab a PRICKE6 while you're at it.
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    Rain:
    jsnake:
    Quick someone get the Lieutenant some grid squares and chemlight batteries!
    Don't forget the headlight fluid, keys to the HMMV and grab a PRICKE6 while you're at it.
    LMAO we used turn signal fluid for the privates and those dang HMMV keys were always getting lost. Seriously had an LT looking for chemlight batteries one day. Same LT that put us in the middle of a live fire artillery range for a field training exercise because she couldn't read a map.
  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    Our unit was on Bagram getting ready to fly back, and we got mortared one night. We're all staying in like 200 man tents, and my effing tent leader decides that while the sirens are going off, we need to go outside to do an accountability formation.
  • Echambers
    Echambers Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,335
    Sorry Vinny:

    Need Any Vaseline Yet?
  • First Warrior
    First Warrior Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 707
    USMC- universal state mass confusion. K-BAR-- Knife Browning Automatic Rifle I know several more that are unprintable.
  • webmost
    webmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    MRE = Meals Rejected by Ethiopians
  • Toombes
    Toombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    Never Again Volunteer Yourself

    When we had a newbie come into the Line Shack we would always send to the Mech Shop for a new bucket of A. I. R.
  • Retircs1
    Retircs1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    B.S.U. Blow *** Up !!!!
  • Toombes
    Toombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    S.N.A.F.U. - Situation Normal, All F*#@ed Up
    F.U.B.A.R. - F*&@ed Up Beyond All Recognition
    B.O.H.I.C.A. - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
    N.O.A.S.S.- Normal, Off, Auto, Safety, Standby (this was an acronym we used during inspection on the cockpit of the F/A-18's)
  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    RTD - Return to Duty^^^One of the best. Ever. Period.
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,400
    Good entries so far, keep em coming!
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Puff_Dougie:
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    Don't even think about it Puffin Stuff
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    Don't even think about it Puffin Stuff
    Irish
    Cowers
    Before
    Me

    Bwahahahahaaa!!!
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Puff_Dougie:
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    Don't even think about it Puffin Stuff
    Irish
    Cackles
    By bloodying
    Mr. Puffy Doug

    Bwahahahahaaa!!!
    Fixed
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,384
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    Don't even think about it Puffin Stuff
    Irish
    Can
    Blow
    Me

    Bwahahahahaaa!!!
    Fixed

    Re-Fixed
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Jetmech_63:
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    90+ Irishman:
    Puff_Dougie:
    SleevePlz
    No_one21
    Irish
    Pelirojo
    Echambers
    Royln

    Oh, wait... That's more like a list. Sorry. Wrong thread. ;^)
    Don't even think about it Puffin Stuff
    Irish
    Can and has
    Blown
    Me the F up

    Bwahahahahaaa!!!
    Fixed

    Re-Fixed
    Ass.... fixed it to be accurate to you personally Vinny.
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,400
    Me thinks this thread has digressed
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Hayblet:
    Me thinks this thread has digressed
    Sorry bro my fault, back on topic!
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    90+ Irishman:
    Hayblet:
    Me thinks this thread has digressed
    Sorry bro my fault, back on topic!
    ^^^this. My bad.