Acronym Contest!
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Hayblet
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I'm bored at work and for some odd reason an old acronym a Marine buddy told me popped into my head, this contest is to be done exclusively with armed forces as the names, example: Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet or Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. So contest runs until Monday night whenever I get off work. One that makes me laugh the best wins a 5'r of cigars. Please note this contest is not out of spite or anything like that. I proudly support our armed men and women who defend our fantastic country everyday! Also examples I provided can't be used (duh!)
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ARMY....Anymore Randy like Medics left(?) YES!
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Being a Navy guy...
My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment! -
hahahahahaJetmech_63:Being a Navy guy...
My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment! -
This has nothing to do with the armed forces, but it's bound to get a mildly amused chuckle. Guess that makes me a non-competing participant.
Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel A Girl's Vajayjay...So Hot
It's the mnemonic to remember the 12 cranial nerves: Cranial Nerves: I. Olfactory II. Optic III. Oculomotor IV. Trochlear V. Trigeminal VI. Abducens VII. Facial VIII. Auditory (Vestibulocochlear) IX. Glossopharyngeal X. Vagus XI. Spinal Accessory XII. Hypoglossal -
Always Working On Leaving...
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forgot the Sir at the end but still works lolJetmech_63:Being a Navy guy...
My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment! -
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Is
Not
Essential
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bloody brilliant, got a good laugh off this (because it's true)Puff_Dougie:Muscles
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Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday
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Quick someone get the Lieutenant some grid squares and chemlight batteries!
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Don't forget the headlight fluid, keys to the HMMV and grab a PRICKE6 while you're at it.jsnake:Quick someone get the Lieutenant some grid squares and chemlight batteries! -
LMAO we used turn signal fluid for the privates and those dang HMMV keys were always getting lost. Seriously had an LT looking for chemlight batteries one day. Same LT that put us in the middle of a live fire artillery range for a field training exercise because she couldn't read a map.Rain:
Don't forget the headlight fluid, keys to the HMMV and grab a PRICKE6 while you're at it.jsnake:Quick someone get the Lieutenant some grid squares and chemlight batteries! -
Our unit was on Bagram getting ready to fly back, and we got mortared one night. We're all staying in like 200 man tents, and my effing tent leader decides that while the sirens are going off, we need to go outside to do an accountability formation.
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Sorry Vinny:
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USMC- universal state mass confusion. K-BAR-- Knife Browning Automatic Rifle I know several more that are unprintable.
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MRE = Meals Rejected by Ethiopians
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Never Again Volunteer Yourself
When we had a newbie come into the Line Shack we would always send to the Mech Shop for a new bucket of A. I. R. -
B.S.U. Blow *** Up !!!!
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RTD - Return to Duty^^^One of the best. Ever. Period.
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SleevePlz
No_one21
Irish
Pelirojo
Echambers
Royln
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Good entries so far, keep em coming!
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Don't even think about it Puffin StuffPuff_Dougie:SleevePlz
No_one21
Irish
Pelirojo
Echambers
Royln
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Irish90+ Irishman:
Don't even think about it Puffin StuffPuff_Dougie:SleevePlz
No_one21
Irish
Pelirojo
Echambers
Royln
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Cowers
Before
Me
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FixedPuff_Dougie:
Irish90+ Irishman:
Don't even think about it Puffin StuffPuff_Dougie:SleevePlz
No_one21
Irish
Pelirojo
Echambers
Royln
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Cackles
By bloodying
Mr. Puffy Doug
Bwahahahahaaa!!! -
90+ Irishman:
FixedPuff_Dougie:
Irish90+ Irishman:
Don't even think about it Puffin StuffPuff_Dougie:SleevePlz
No_one21
Irish
Pelirojo
Echambers
Royln
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Can
Blow
Me
Bwahahahahaaa!!!
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Ass.... fixed it to be accurate to you personally Vinny.Jetmech_63:90+ Irishman:
FixedPuff_Dougie:
Irish90+ Irishman:
Don't even think about it Puffin StuffPuff_Dougie:SleevePlz
No_one21
Irish
Pelirojo
Echambers
Royln
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Can and has
Blown
Me the F up
Bwahahahahaaa!!!
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Me thinks this thread has digressed
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Sorry bro my fault, back on topic!Hayblet:Me thinks this thread has digressed -
^^^this. My bad.90+ Irishman:
Sorry bro my fault, back on topic!Hayblet:Me thinks this thread has digressed