Johnhovah's Witnesses knocked on my door

danielzreyes
danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
Socked me in the face and beat me with sticks.photo 20150124_074245.jpg

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  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Nice. I usually just get a magazine. :^)
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Awesome haven't seen an argyle Bomb in too long!
  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus"
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    That is awesome. Invite them back.
  • matkn293
    matkn293 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,277
    That is about the only time I would answer the door for them.
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    Are you now a believer?
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    I would love a Jehovah's Socks.... *knock knock knock* "Excuse me but have you found Argyle yet?"
  • matkn293
    matkn293 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,277
    You let me change your socks!!!
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    I never even got a magazine.
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    Did u show them your xacto knife?
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    jd50ae:
    I never even got a magazine.
    I'm sure we could arrange to send you a "newsletter"...
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,608
    What! They came with cigars and socks? All I got the first time they came here was a watchtower mag I think. The look on their faces when I invited them in was funny though, but we had a great time. After 4 or 5 visits they presented me with a nice bible and we would sit there and read verse then discuss it.

    They have a different interpretation of things, or God, than me, but pretty nice people, well polite anyways. The last time they came was around Christmas and when they showed up I was wrapping presents, Christmas music playing, house all decorated up. Clearing the table I said that's right you guys don't believe in this do you, they explained how it was a pagan holiday and all that. I said but what about Santa and the kids getting presents, family, and giving to others that this time of year should bring out in all of us. I always look forward to Christmas and giving presents because I want to. Well anyway, this time I kept them about 2 hours and when I walked them to the door I noticed their women were in the car in the driveway. I asked if they had been sitting there the whole time we were inside drinking coffee, eating pastries and discussing verse. They were, they were studying or doing something for the church. I said my God and myself would not have done that, he would have invited them in to take part, especially at this time of the year. They haven't been back since lol. But I never gave them any money either maybe that's why.
  • First Warrior
    First Warrior Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 707
    Most male JW have inverted nipples. This malady comes from folks pokeing them in the chest with a fore finger and saying "hey you get off a my porch"
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    I think I'll do a "review" on one of the cigars
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,608
    danielzreyes:
    I think I'll do a "review" on one of the cigars

    And the socks too
  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    danielzreyes:
    I think I'll do a "review" on one of the cigars
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