Sherman.... Dude.....

Dude.... I'm really at a loss for words. I was expecting sherms package from the lotto and he slips in cold hard revenge for the gift exchange.... So I pull out my favorite brand of pipe tobacco and a huge ass herfador.... Which is quite heavy... This is going to hurt.... What could be inside....Dude WTF!!!!....wait, are those 3 bags of sticks?!?!? I had to sit down for thiA frigging undercrown pig!!!!! I honestly thought I would never hold on of these....and the feral is one of my all time unicorns...Dude... Thank you just doesn't quite say it right, I am truly humbled. Thank you very much my friend!