How do i catch a frog? (Oh crap! ... Eff)
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Hahahaha! Now that's funny. I know how crazy my cats get with one bug I can't imagine the chaos with a box fullLiquidChaos66:my wife bought a box of 30 crickets to feed our Christmas frog... well she was putting a few in the tree to feed said frog... AND DROPPED THE DAMN BOX!!!!!! LMAO! now we have a house full of FREAKING CRICKETS!!!! LMAO!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!! Our cats are having a field day! -
Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.
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It takes one to catch one.....
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Bob Luken:Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.
My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution! -
Bob Luken:Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.
My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution! -
And it's green...building your own little ecosystem.LiquidChaos66:Bob Luken:Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.
My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution! -
lighting the tree on fire is sounding pretty good right now.
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dr_frankenstein56:lighting the tree on fire is sounding pretty good right now.
Aj
Why yes. Yes it does. Especially after having crickets crawling all over the house last night. Lol should have lit that tree up last week. Lol -
This is a really funny thread!!
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So the saga continues... That night our kitten ate 4 crickets... Our older cat decided... "HEY I wanna try that!" He ate a cricket and barfed all over my wife's elliptical. Each morning we find another puddle of cat vomit with a cricket in it... THE IDIOT DOESNT LEARN!
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Tonight... The frog starts croaking again...
My wife "So tomorrow I'm gonna buy more crickets."
Me *gives her the look of WTF!?!?!?*
My wife "no no no. Hear me out!"
Me thinking 'this does not end well* -
I'm truly sorry for your predicament...but good God this is an entertaining thread!!!
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I'm not sorry at all. I need the laugh, even at someone else's expense!Stubble:I'm truly sorry for your predicament...but good God this is an entertaining thread!!! -
Oh man, this is pure comedy gold! Hope you can get things sorted out man, but in the meantime keep us updated! LOL
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This is that great real life comedy that can not be made up. Great stuff, keep us updated.
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I still say burn him out. May lose a recliner, but worth it. This is classic. Keep us updated
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FOUND THE LITTLE GUY!!!!!!
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Sweet you should name him tiny tim!!
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My daughter named it "Tuba" lol
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Well although I'm glad you got the frog I'm sad that no more stories will come now! This thread was really funny!!
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Welcome home Tuba!
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Now that is a cute picture!
Funny story that is for sure. -
That's really cool. Poor little guy probably thinks it's springtime and is ready for some nookie. Kinda' feel sorry for him in that regard but at least he's not part of a cat turd after all.
Did you find him in the bottom where you water the tree? That would make sense if you did. Closest thing to a swamp he could find. LOL -
This is, without a doubt, one of the most heartwarming Christmas stories ever. You should write this up as an essay and send it to Reader's Digest or Saturday Evening Post for next year's holiday edition.
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raisindot:This is, without a doubt, one of the most heartwarming Christmas stories ever. You should write this up as an essay and send it to Reader's Digest or Saturday Evening Post for next year's holiday edition.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't think I have ever even touched a Readers Digest in my entire life! -
reader digest? wow they still make those?
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Too small to eat. Glad u got it though.
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this made me laugh so hardBob Luken:That's really cool. Poor little guy probably thinks it's springtime and is ready for some nookie. Kinda' feel sorry for him in that regard but at least he's not part of a cat turd after all. -
this frog... was a bad idea... It was croaking ALL NIGHT!!!! LOL im pretty sure im going to let it out and maybe find a quiet animal for my daughter at PetSmart.
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LiquidChaos66:this frog... was a bad idea... It was croaking ALL NIGHT!!!! LOL im pretty sure im going to let it out and maybe find a quiet animal for my daughter at PetSmart.
Aaaaww, man. It was singin' for a mate. Haven't you ever been horny enough to do that? Cut the little guy some slack.... ??
