my wife bought a box of 30 crickets to feed our Christmas frog... well she was putting a few in the tree to feed said frog... AND DROPPED THE DAMN BOX!!!!!! LMAO! now we have a house full of FREAKING CRICKETS!!!! LMAO!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!! Our cats are having a field day!
Hahahaha! Now that's funny. I know how crazy my cats get with one bug I can't imagine the chaos with a box full
Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.
Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.
My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!
Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.
My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!
Now you need a box full of geckos. Ya' know,....those little lizards. They eat crickets. If the geckos get out of hand, get a few ferrets. If they get out of hand I'd suggest a falcon. I don't know what eats falcons but a twelve gauge ought to bring it down. Maybe your cats like falcon meat.
My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!
And it's green...building your own little ecosystem.
So the saga continues... That night our kitten ate 4 crickets... Our older cat decided... "HEY I wanna try that!" He ate a cricket and barfed all over my wife's elliptical. Each morning we find another puddle of cat vomit with a cricket in it... THE IDIOT DOESNT LEARN!
Tonight... The frog starts croaking again...
My wife "So tomorrow I'm gonna buy more crickets."
Me *gives her the look of WTF!?!?!?*
My wife "no no no. Hear me out!"
Me thinking 'this does not end well*
That's really cool. Poor little guy probably thinks it's springtime and is ready for some nookie. Kinda' feel sorry for him in that regard but at least he's not part of a cat turd after all.
Did you find him in the bottom where you water the tree? That would make sense if you did. Closest thing to a swamp he could find. LOL
This is, without a doubt, one of the most heartwarming Christmas stories ever. You should write this up as an essay and send it to Reader's Digest or Saturday Evening Post for next year's holiday edition.
This is, without a doubt, one of the most heartwarming Christmas stories ever. You should write this up as an essay and send it to Reader's Digest or Saturday Evening Post for next year's holiday edition.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't think I have ever even touched a Readers Digest in my entire life!
That's really cool. Poor little guy probably thinks it's springtime and is ready for some nookie. Kinda' feel sorry for him in that regard but at least he's not part of a cat turd after all.
this frog... was a bad idea... It was croaking ALL NIGHT!!!! LOL im pretty sure im going to let it out and maybe find a quiet animal for my daughter at PetSmart.
this frog... was a bad idea... It was croaking ALL NIGHT!!!! LOL im pretty sure im going to let it out and maybe find a quiet animal for my daughter at PetSmart.
Aaaaww, man. It was singin' for a mate. Haven't you ever been horny enough to do that? Cut the little guy some slack.... ??
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My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!
My wife and I LOST IT!!! This is by far the best solution!
Aj
Why yes. Yes it does. Especially after having crickets crawling all over the house last night. Lol should have lit that tree up last week. Lol
My wife "So tomorrow I'm gonna buy more crickets."
Me *gives her the look of WTF!?!?!?*
My wife "no no no. Hear me out!"
Me thinking 'this does not end well*
Funny story that is for sure.
Did you find him in the bottom where you water the tree? That would make sense if you did. Closest thing to a swamp he could find. LOL
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't think I have ever even touched a Readers Digest in my entire life!
Aj
Aaaaww, man. It was singin' for a mate. Haven't you ever been horny enough to do that? Cut the little guy some slack.... ??