Gang Violence in the Neighborhood...
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Puff_Dougie
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What the #@% is wrong with you people??? Come home early today to get some work done at home... Open the front door to check the mail and THIS is what I find...
Open up the biggest box first only to discover that I have become the latest victim of the cursed Enola Gays!!! Are you kidding me???
The return addy on the box says it's from ddubridge, but I'm thinking that is a decoy. Dang, those guys hit hard! Don't know how I got on their radar, but I vow to join the quest to uncover their true identity so that they can be brought to justice!
As if this was not enough destruction for one day, Bad Monkey decides to hit me for doing him a favor! Really dude? All I did was PM you 0patience's addy... err... I mean, send you a recipe for nachos... and you reward me with a kick in the pants?
Seriously, great lookin' sticks and I haven't tried any of them before! Thanks for the cigars (and for the return addy)... And, we're still not done. A long range ballistic missile made its way from Alaska to my front porch because Brian decided that I deserved a booby prize for helping him identify a movie in the Movie Trivia Pass.
Talk about hitting a brother when he's down! Note to self: Shut pie hole. Very nice selection, Brian! Thank you.
The final blow was struck by Roman, whom I have never provoked in any way or given any cause to lash out at me in such a brutal way! C'mon, dude! I saw your post a few days ago and laughed at the carnage that was about to be visited on several unsuspecting victims, never thinking for a second that one of them had my addy attached!
No idea how I got on your radar, but thank you for these awesome looking sticks. I've never seen those Black Crowns before and can't wait to try them!
Put 'em all together and they spell.... K-A-B-O-O-M!!! I have been destroyed. The Neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
Open up the biggest box first only to discover that I have become the latest victim of the cursed Enola Gays!!! Are you kidding me???
The return addy on the box says it's from ddubridge, but I'm thinking that is a decoy. Dang, those guys hit hard! Don't know how I got on their radar, but I vow to join the quest to uncover their true identity so that they can be brought to justice!
As if this was not enough destruction for one day, Bad Monkey decides to hit me for doing him a favor! Really dude? All I did was PM you 0patience's addy... err... I mean, send you a recipe for nachos... and you reward me with a kick in the pants?
Seriously, great lookin' sticks and I haven't tried any of them before! Thanks for the cigars (and for the return addy)... And, we're still not done. A long range ballistic missile made its way from Alaska to my front porch because Brian decided that I deserved a booby prize for helping him identify a movie in the Movie Trivia Pass.
Talk about hitting a brother when he's down! Note to self: Shut pie hole. Very nice selection, Brian! Thank you.
The final blow was struck by Roman, whom I have never provoked in any way or given any cause to lash out at me in such a brutal way! C'mon, dude! I saw your post a few days ago and laughed at the carnage that was about to be visited on several unsuspecting victims, never thinking for a second that one of them had my addy attached!
No idea how I got on your radar, but thank you for these awesome looking sticks. I've never seen those Black Crowns before and can't wait to try them!
Put 'em all together and they spell.... K-A-B-O-O-M!!! I have been destroyed. The Neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
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Dang Puff! CLEAR!
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WOW.
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You got destroyed!
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its my way of saying welcome back. You did provoke, just thanking you for saying hi on my post. Hope youve been well
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What an asskicking.
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Fvck them Enola gay guys!!
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You'll be busy buddy! Enjoy! Well done!
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Smoke up Dougie....some awesome hits there on a well deserving BOTL
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That is just awesome!
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I was gonna say ..... there are no Dodgers games going on right now.
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That is just beautiful!!
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Bite me!Echambers:That is just beautiful!! -
Wow! It's just pure carnage as of late!
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Excellent destruction.
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Ya Enola is on the prowl again Doug. Btw they left your return addy on the box they sent me. Looks like you were beat senseless my man !
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Mine had ddubridge's return addy... their previous target. Postal code says it originated in Anderson, SC. What about yours? These guys need to be dealt with!curtpick:Ya Enola is on the prowl again Doug. Btw they left your return addy on the box they sent me. Looks like you were beat senseless my man ! -
Enola and his friends all In 1 day. Crazzzzzzzzzzzy
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that's pretty funny! looks like some recon jarheads called in an airstrike
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It was more like a carpet bombing. Y'all pretty much levelled my block. Seriously blown away by the generosity of this place. Wish I could go to Chicago and buy everybody a smoke and a brew.Bad Monkey:that's pretty funny! looks like some recon jarheads called in an airstrike -
It is so wonderful seeing a nice guy get handed his a$$. Great job Enola ! Just think Doug, the holidays are right around the corner.
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Tyland64:It is so wonderful seeing a nice guy get handed his a$$. Great job Enola ! Just think Doug, the holidays are right around the corner.
Totally agree and it's even better when it's a multiple hit like that too. -
Sorry, Double Post
