Official Sock Porn Thread

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90+ Irishman
90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
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So I figured it might be fun to start an official sock porn thread and I wanted to break in my new Man United socks so here it is boys and girls. DZR I hope to see a new pic a day in here from the man who started this crazy shenanigans hahaha. No stogie stand since I can't find mine. Pretty sure the missus packed it away when we thought we were moving but will locate it later.

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  • Unicorn
    Unicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
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  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA
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  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,440
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
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  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    BWAHAHAHAHA love your style Marty and thanks for the addition ;)
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  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    ok now can you smoke it like that ????
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  • Unicorn
    Unicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
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  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    Unicorn:
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
    soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??
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  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Had this one on the back deck while my son was finger painting and his Momma was hanging and laughing :)

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  • Toombes
    Toombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    Bacon socks, I win!!
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  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Toombes:
    Bacon socks, I win!!
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    Touché!
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  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??


    D@mn you beat me to it.
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  • Unicorn
    Unicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    twistedstem:
    Unicorn:
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
    soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??
    Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!
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  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,440
    Unicorn:
    twistedstem:
    Unicorn:
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
    soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??
    Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!

    This oughta be good! Twisted stem is gonna tell you how he got my scars?? I'm all ears.... LMAO
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  • Unicorn
    Unicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Ooh I missed that. Lol. Yes. Let's hear it!
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  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    From what I can gather, this was the very first ever sockporn photo. From what my records show, it was taken 77 weeks ago. Notice the 3 main necessary ingredients that's needed to create these infamous photos of sockagery. Enjoy
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  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Man that is sexy ^^^^^
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  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Nothing says sexy like Ted hose and hospital socks!!
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  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Bigshizza:
    Nothing says sexy like Ted hose and hospital socks!!
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    Sexy smoke, stogie stand and pantyhose Jim... But the socks could be better :P
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  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,070
    danielzreyes:
    From what I can gather, this was the very first ever sockporn photo. From what my records show, it was taken 77 weeks ago. Notice the 3 main necessary ingredients that's needed to create these infamous photos of sockagery. Enjoy
    photo F18575E2-orig.png
    Finally, a professional! Was about to give up on this thread.
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  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,440
    Here's a professional oldfart's version of sock porn:

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  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Nice!!!! Ernesto does some brilliant smokes! Hope you enjoyed Marty!
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  • Unicorn
    Unicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    photo 279A2FC4-F75A-4BDC-9369-280D5954FDF9.jpg I don't do socks.
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  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    B+
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  • Unicorn
    Unicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Rain:
    B+
    What makes an A?
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  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,440
    Unicorn:
    photo 279A2FC4-F75A-4BDC-9369-280D5954FDF9.jpg I don't do socks.

    Well, socks are one thing... But, uh, ya know, the bleepin' cigar is s'posed to be LIT.....!! I mean, anybody can lay an unlit stick on their ankle. SMOKIN' em is what cigars are all about.. LOL
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  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    jlmarta:
    Unicorn:
    twistedstem:
    Unicorn:
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
    soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??
    Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!

    This oughta be good! Twisted stem is gonna tell you how he got my scars?? I'm all ears.... LMAO
    well if i remeber correctly was the summer of 83 or was it 84?anyway me and JAY were working as rustabouts for the felini brothers circus.we where on route to our next venue when this huge storm comes upon us and throws us about for a good couple hours.finally when the smoke clears there we are on some guys farm.in the midst of accesing all the damage Jay finds the lion has escaped his cage and found his way into the farmers house.knowing that lion cant resisit a little sock porn jay decides to lure him back with is sexy sockage unfortunately it did not turn out well for him!!
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  • Unicorn
    Unicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    jlmarta:
    Unicorn:
    photo 279A2FC4-F75A-4BDC-9369-280D5954FDF9.jpg I don't do socks.

    Well, socks are one thing... But, uh, ya know, the bleepin' cigar is s'posed to be LIT.....!! I mean, anybody can lay an unlit stick on their ankle. SMOKIN' em is what cigars are all about.. LOL
    I lit it outside, then tried out that V herf thing y'all are always talking about. Fun!
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  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,440
    twistedstem:
    jlmarta:
    Unicorn:
    twistedstem:
    Unicorn:
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
    soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??
    Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!

    This oughta be good! Twisted stem is gonna tell you how he got my scars?? I'm all ears.... LMAO
    well if i remeber correctly was the summer of 83 or was it 84?anyway me and JAY were working as rustabouts for the felini brothers circus.we where on route to our next venue when this huge storm comes upon us and throws us about for a good couple hours.finally when the smoke clears there we are on some guys farm.in the midst of accesing all the damage Jay finds the lion has escaped his cage and found his way into the farmers house.knowing that lion cant resisit a little sock porn jay decides to lure him back with is sexy sockage unfortunately it did not turn out well for him!!

    By golly, that's right! I remember it all, now. Nicely done, Vance. At least it's a lot better story than a 5-way bypass..... ??
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  • jimmyv723
    jimmyv723 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,497
    Unicorn:
    photo 279A2FC4-F75A-4BDC-9369-280D5954FDF9.jpg I don't do socks.


    Like I didn't want to try the Melanio enough as it was :)
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  • Bob Luken
    Bob Luken Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,664
    jlmarta:
    Unicorn:
    photo 279A2FC4-F75A-4BDC-9369-280D5954FDF9.jpg I don't do socks.

    Well, socks are one thing... But, uh, ya know, the bleepin' cigar is s'posed to be LIT.....!! I mean, anybody can lay an unlit stick on their ankle. SMOKIN' em is what cigars are all about.. LOL
    Well at least you fellers got to see the the pic. All I see is "Sorry, this person has moved or deleted this image"

    :(
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