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Rain
Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
Hi!
Do not be surprised my letter, read it, you will know who I am and what I want.
My name is Julia.
I saw a profile on the site. I loved you. And I'd like to meet you.
Very soon I will be in your town. I'll be there for 3days.
I will stay with her friend
I want to say at once that I was only interested in sex. I'm not looking for love and do not want to start a family.
After 5 days, I have a plane to your country. Forgot to tell you that I am from Russia.
I want to warn you right away that I'm not interested in money. All I want is to find someone for entertainment on 3 dnya.U I have no money problems.
I very badly know your language, but I think that the sex we do not need it.
I work in a large fitness center for over 7 years and know about sex a lot.
I send you a picture, and I hope that I'll like it.
If you are interested in my proposal, I get online Girlswantyou.net.
Name Yuliya.My ID: 1743933
I hope you find my website and write me.
PS: Do not write me an email, I'm waiting for you on the site.
We can talk, and I'll show you all their charms.

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  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    Hereby you are notified that you have been scheduled to appear for your hearing that will take place in the court of Sacramento in May 27, 2014 at 09:45 am. Please, kindly prepare and bring the documents related to this case to court on the date mentioned above. Enclosed please find the copy of the court notice for the case mentioned above. Note: If you do not attend the hearing the judge may hear the case in your absence. Yours truly, BURGESS Burris Clerk of court
  • jliu
    jliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    thought this was about spam the meat. i love spam
  • blutattoo
    blutattoo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,100
    Burgess Burris, hehe. That made me snicker
  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    Heard from any Nigerian princes lately, Randy?
    This is one of the funniest I've ever read .... http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    jliu:
    thought this was about spam the meat. i love spam
    Spam, fried eggs and rice.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    Rain:
    Hereby you are notified that you have been scheduled to appear for your hearing that will take place in the court of Sacramento in May 27, 2014 at 09:45 am. Please, kindly prepare and bring the documents related to this case to court on the date mentioned above. Enclosed please find the copy of the court notice for the case mentioned above. Note: If you do not attend the hearing the judge may hear the case in your absence. Yours truly, BURGESS Burris Clerk of court


    This one entered my mail box about 4 weeks ago. Different state and city.
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    jliu:
    thought this was about spam the meat. i love spam
    Fried Spam sandwich!
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,384
    jsnake:
    jliu:
    thought this was about spam the meat. i love spam
    Fried Spam sandwich!

    Jalapeno Spam!!
  • ShadowInTheMoon
    ShadowInTheMoon Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 486
    jgibv:
    Heard from any Nigerian princes lately, Randy?
    This is one of the funniest I've ever read .... http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
    I read the entire thing (because im bord) and its one of the best ones i have seen!!
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    All this spam talk mannn ... couldn't take it anymore
    photo 8EC5A153.jpg
  • kingjk729
    kingjk729 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,487
    danielzreyes:
    All this spam talk mannn ... couldn't take it anymore
    photo 8EC5A153.jpg
    Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,384
    danielzreyes:
    All this spam talk mannn ... couldn't take it anymore
    photo 8EC5A153.jpg
    nnnnnnice! Needs a healthy squirt of sriracha!
  • webmost
    webmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    jgibv:
    Heard from any Nigerian princes lately, Randy?
    This is one of the funniest I've ever read .... http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
    Classic

  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    jliu:
    thought this was about spam the meat. i love spam
    Must be a west coast thing. I have never tried it, and don't know anyone who has ever mentioned trying it. May have to pick up a can and start a trend. That pic from Daniel looked very good.
  • webmost
    webmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    rsherman24:
    jliu:
    thought this was about spam the meat. i love spam
    Must be a west coast thing. I have never tried it, and don't know anyone who has ever mentioned trying it. May have to pick up a can and start a trend. That pic from Daniel looked very good.
    Definitely try it. It's pork shoulder ham, just the right size for one person. I ate bunches of it back when I was a long distance solo sailor. A spam, a pickle, plenty mustard, maybe a soda cracker, and you are good to go.

  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Fried Spam sliders, on King Hawaiian rolls with fresh coleslaw...yummy
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    Bigshizza:
    Fried Spam sliders, on King Hawaiian rolls with fresh coleslaw...yummy


    Oh h#ll yes. And try black bread and sauerkraut, with thousand island.
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    jd50ae:
    Bigshizza:
    Fried Spam sliders, on King Hawaiian rolls with fresh coleslaw...yummy


    Oh h#ll yes. And try black bread and sauerkraut, with thousand island.
    OK, now what is black bread?
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    rsherman24:
    jd50ae:
    Bigshizza:
    Fried Spam sliders, on King Hawaiian rolls with fresh coleslaw...yummy


    Oh h#ll yes. And try black bread and sauerkraut, with thousand island.
    OK, now what is black bread?


    I have to admit it has been awhile since I made any of my world famous hot spam sandwiches.

    In your grocers bread isle look for a roundish loaf that is ......wait for it....that is black. The (best) black bread is called "black bread" and there is one that is pumpernickel bread. It makes the best sliced meat sandwiches you can imagine.
  • webmost
    webmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    jd50ae:
    rsherman24:
    jd50ae:
    Bigshizza:
    Fried Spam sliders, on King Hawaiian rolls with fresh coleslaw...yummy


    Oh h#ll yes. And try black bread and sauerkraut, with thousand island.
    OK, now what is black bread?


    I have to admit it has been awhile since I made any of my world famous hot spam sandwiches.

    In your grocers bread isle look for a roundish loaf that is ......wait for it....that is black. The (best) black bread is called "black bread" and there is one that is pumpernickel bread. It makes the best sliced meat sandwiches you can imagine.
    Hear hear, there there, AND where where. Love that black bread to death. Also love those cigars which taste like black bread. Meaty goodness.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739