You Monsters killed my husband!!!
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Puff_Dougie
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Dear "echambers," "medic45," and "FireRob,"
I hope you are happy! I returned home from the grocery store shortly after my husband, Doug, got home from work today... and THIS is what I found...
You people have killed my dear Puff_Dougie!!! Plain bombed him to death!!! My only solace is that he had plenty of life insurance, which will enable me to hire a good hit man to even the score for this horrendous act of violence against an innocent man!
Shame on you all!!
Mrs. Puff_Dougie
I hope you are happy! I returned home from the grocery store shortly after my husband, Doug, got home from work today... and THIS is what I found...
You people have killed my dear Puff_Dougie!!! Plain bombed him to death!!! My only solace is that he had plenty of life insurance, which will enable me to hire a good hit man to even the score for this horrendous act of violence against an innocent man!
Shame on you all!!
Mrs. Puff_Dougie
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Haha nicely done
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Since he wont be needing those cigars anymore... send them back to us...
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NO RETURN FIRE!!!!!Puff_Dougie:Dear "echambers," "medic45," and "FireRob,"
I hope you are happy! I returned home from the grocery store shortly after my husband, Doug, got home from work today... and THIS is what I found...
You people have killed my dear Puff_Dougie!!! Plain bombed him to death!!! My only solace is that he had plenty of life insurance, which will enable me to hire a good hit man to even the score for this horrendous act of violence against an innocent man!
Shame on you all!!
Mrs. Puff_Dougie -
Haha! You're all heart, Walt! Turns out I was merely unconscious from shock. Smelling salts brought me back around, but I may be in rehab for a few months.WaltBasil:Since he wont be needing those cigars anymore... send them back to us...
But dang, people! Here's the fire and brimstone that rained down on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood today...
First, a whack from FireRob out of nowhere! Says I said something about wanting to try a yellow Camacho... I keep forgetting how literal people can be around here! Pretty sweet traveling companions too - Diesel, Black Beauty, 5V... Thank you, sir! And thanks, too, for being kind enough to include your return addy... ;^)
Next comes this awesome collection from Echambers, who instigated this whole week of disaster and will pay for his actions in due time. Cain, Torano, Diesel, Nub... and a Padron to boot! Seriously, bro... thank you so much for your kind words and these great sticks! I'm deeply touched. Still gonna git 'ya when you least expect it, though!
Last but not least, I receive Medic's half of a blind trade he lured me into... A few folks tried to warm me, but I figured a guy called "Medic" had to be the kind and gentle sort, right? Dude cold cocked me with SIXTEEN sticks!! Very nice assortment, most of which I haven't tried yet! Thanks, Brian!
Hopefully tomorrow will be a quiet day in the Neighborhood. Lord knows the mailman and Mrs. Puff can use a rest after the difficult week they've had to endure. -
I would blame Eric. He is the fall guy... Anyone else agree?
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My proctologist considers himself a medic. Did I mention he has the biggest knuckles I have ever seen? And perhaps a 3rd arm. The jury is still out on that one.Puff_Dougie:
Haha! You're all heart, Walt! Turns out I was merely unconscious from shock. Smelling salts brought me back around, but I may be in rehab for a few months.WaltBasil:Since he wont be needing those cigars anymore... send them back to us...
But dang, people! Here's the fire and brimstone that rained down on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood today...
First, a whack from FireRob out of nowhere! Says I said something about wanting to try a yellow Camacho... I keep forgetting how literal people can be around here! Pretty sweet traveling companions too - Diesel, Black Beauty, 5V... Thank you, sir! And thanks, too, for being kind enough to include your return addy...
Next comes this awesome collection from Echambers, who instigated this whole week of disaster and will pay for his actions in due time. Cain, Torano, Diesel, Nub... and a Padron to boot! Seriously, bro... thank you so much for your kind words and these great sticks! I'm deeply touched. Still gonna git 'ya when you least expect it, though!
Last but not least, I receive Medic's half of a blind trade he lured me into... A few folks tried to warm me, but I figured a guy called "Medic" had to be the kind and gentle sort, right? Dude cold cocked me with SIXTEEN sticks!! Very nice assortment, most of which I haven't tried yet! Thanks, Brian!
Hopefully tomorrow will be a quiet day in the Neighborhood. Lord knows the mailman and Mrs. Puff can use a rest after the difficult week they've had to endure. -
I assume those were among the characteristics you listed in your "Help Wanted" ad, no?WaltBasil:My proctologist considers himself a medic. Did I mention he has the biggest knuckles I have ever seen? And perhaps a 3rd arm. The jury is still out on that one. -
Remember Doug....you are also a hitman! Lest you forget the "operation"
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Is it weird to want to print a frame the picture of Doug unconscious?
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hahah nice murder scene pic!
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Your very welcome. Glad they arrived and I hope you enjoy.Puff_Dougie:First, a whack from FireRob out of nowhere! Says I said something about wanting to try a yellow Camacho... I keep forgetting how literal people can be around here! Thank you, sir! And thanks, too, for being kind enough to include your return addy... ;^)
So now I guess I have to send a “condolence’s” bomb to your grieving wife? OK then…
Umm that return addy is made up....Yea that’s it, it is not real, so don’t bother. Really, I feel bad your wife had to come home to the horror caused by echambers and Medic, that pay back is not necessary.
I believe it was in DZR’s post about “Do you even Camacho Bro?” that you mentioned the yellow Camacho. Oh look I have the exact quote from that post. Lucky me :-) Can’t say I didn’t warn you and also its proof of your little buddy throwing you under the bus, so take your revenge out on NewBoots as well as 0patience (if you go back to the thread and reread it you will see where I got this from, right now it’s on page 7).Puff_Dougie:
Hey!!! That's not what I meant!!New Boots:
PM OutFireRob:Puff_Dougie:Ooooooo... yummy! Gotta get me some of those!!
Humm so Who wants to send me Puff's addy please????
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Awesome job guys!!! That's a great Hit !
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Nice hits. Hope you still got room though.
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Great job guys on a well deserving target.
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So, Mrs. Puff, now that you're available and all ... You been seeing anyone? Is it serious? Sext a selfie. Whattaya doin' after the funeral?Puff_Dougie:Dear "echambers," "medic45," and "FireRob,"
I hope you are happy! I returned home from the grocery store shortly after my husband, Doug, got home from work today... and THIS is what I found...
You people have killed my dear Puff_Dougie!!! Plain bombed him to death!!! My only solace is that he had plenty of life insurance, which will enable me to hire a good hit man to even the score for this horrendous act of violence against an innocent man!
Shame on you all!!
Mrs. Puff_Dougie
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Jeeze, Puffs not even cold yet and your chasing his women. You have to wait 'till he is in the ground three days before you make a move like that. Where are your morals ?
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Bwahahaha buff the magic well crap!! It was fun whilest it lasted!! Mrs Puffy as soon as he's good and cold sexy Kaspera your pic I think he should be next in line!! RIP PUFFY
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ummm. Since nobody is really laying claim to Puff's body... Anyone mind if I take himwebmost:
? So, Mrs. Puff, now that you're available and all ... You been seeing anyone? Is it serious? Sext a selfie. Whattaya doin' after the funeral?Puff_Dougie:Dear "echambers," "medic45," and "FireRob,"
I hope you are happy! I returned home from the grocery store shortly after my husband, Doug, got home from work today... and THIS is what I found...
You people have killed my dear Puff_Dougie!!! Plain bombed him to death!!! My only solace is that he had plenty of life insurance, which will enable me to hire a good hit man to even the score for this horrendous act of violence against an innocent man!
Shame on you all!!
Mrs. Puff_Dougie -
Walt, Be easy but u can have him
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E for effort on that pic, but better make some more room. I can swing by Latrobe and pick up the humis if Puff is gone. Just sayin.
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Great hit for a well deserving BOTL may he RIP! Gonna miss you buddy.
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Oh sweet googly boogly.Medic45:Walt, Be easy but u can have him -
Sweet, sweet carnage!!
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I like the tie.
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Doug talks a good talk honestly had me a bit worried then I though yeah ok wtf ever right!! Bwahahaha I was wrong!! He hit me with some of my timeless favs and some killer new sticks that I can't wait to try!!
thanks brother great trade!! -
Too many Erics here. Let's use Ccom registered user names to avoid confusion. >.>curtiscr79:I would blame Eric. He is the fall guy... Anyone else agree? -
Sorry, Ken. Humi is full. You'll have to re-call your package.Ken Light:Nice hits. Hope you still got room though. -
ROFL!! Y'all crack me up!!WaltBasil:
ummm. Since nobody is really laying claim to Puff's body... Anyone mind if I take himwebmost:
? So, Mrs. Puff, now that you're available and all ... You been seeing anyone? Is it serious? Sext a selfie. Whattaya doin' after the funeral?Puff_Dougie:Dear "echambers," "medic45," and "FireRob,"
I hope you are happy! I returned home from the grocery store shortly after my husband, Doug, got home from work today... and THIS is what I found...
You people have killed my dear Puff_Dougie!!! Plain bombed him to death!!! My only solace is that he had plenty of life insurance, which will enable me to hire a good hit man to even the score for this horrendous act of violence against an innocent man!
Shame on you all!!
Mrs. Puff_Dougie
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I agree. You dress nice Mr. Puff.roland_7707:I like the tie.
