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jsnake
jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
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I just received a call from a charity asking me to donate my clothing for starving people in Africa.

I told them to F@%K OFF!!

Anyone who can fit into my clothes is NOT starving.
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  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14,471
    jsnake:
    I just received a call from a charity asking me to donate my clothing for starving people in Africa.

    I told them to F@%K OFF!!

    Anyone who can fit into my clothes is NOT starving.
    i dont care who you are... that right there is funny.
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  • Lasabar
    Lasabar Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,457
    jsnake:
    I just received a call from a charity asking me to donate my clothing for starving people in Africa.

    I told them to F@%K OFF!!

    Anyone who can fit into my clothes is NOT starving.
    Are they going to EAT your clothes??? Last time I checked Africa was hot as hell and most of them walk around Naked by CHOICE!!! But for fun you should send some sexy lingerie!!! That would make a great National Geographic cover!
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  • Krieg
    Krieg Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,068
    hell, it would end up in some war lords hand anyways.
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  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    Just so no one is offended this is a joke. I actually did go donate clothes to charity on Friday and like to try to help others here at home. I have another joke that isn't really that bad......... but since I am new I am on the fence about posting it because it might be taken wrong. Funny as hell but I don't want to be labeled or offend anyone.
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  • TheShaun
    TheShaun Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 425
    i'm offended that you won't even try to offend me....
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  • Garen B
    Garen B Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 977
    TheShaun:
    i'm offended that you won't even try to offend me....
    What he said with the addition of, if Lassy hasn't been booted off the boards yet, I'm pretty sure your safe.
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  • Vulchor
    Vulchor Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,176
    They called and asked the same of me snake....but for my size, I just figured they wanted it to be a cute little onezie for the rare white rhino-----just a guess though.
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  • 4bob4
    4bob4 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 212
    Used this joke yesterday and got rave reviews. It has been added to my repertoire (sp?). Thanks.
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  • Lasabar
    Lasabar Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,457
    Garen B:
    TheShaun:
    i'm offended that you won't even try to offend me....
    What he said with the addition of, if Lassy hasn't been booted off the boards yet, I'm pretty sure your safe.
    Oh YEAH!!! I'm still here!

    Go ahead and offend...

    At least I'll have company over here in the corner of the forums!
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  • phobicsquirrel
    phobicsquirrel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,349
    Garen B:
    TheShaun:
    i'm offended that you won't even try to offend me....
    What he said with the addition of, if Lassy hasn't been booted off the boards yet, I'm pretty sure your safe.
    lol ;-)
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