She sure knows how to please ...

So I got home after class today and my wife hands me a box from UPS,
Now, I haven't ordered anything since my downfall from the Devil site, so the first thing I said was
"S.O.B. who the hell is smacking me now?"
when she starts laughing and said "no silly it's from me, Happy Valentines Day"
and here I thought all she did for Valentines day was take me to Basken Robbins, & was totally happy for the little date we had there eating an ice cream cone and having cigars in the parking lot afterwords & visiting ...
"Well here is your Real gift, I just didn't get them on time" she says ....

Part 1...

& Part 2...