Chest cold and the wife

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MorganGeo
MorganGeo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,606
I have a bad chest cold and I have been coughing pretty good. The worse part about it is it gives everybody around me including my wife to say in that sarcastic voice, 'see, you shouldn't be smoking those cigars should you?' Arghh!

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  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,384
    Tell her it sure beats shagging other women, that usually shuts my wife up
  • flowbee
    flowbee Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,100
    Jetmech_63:
    Tell her it sure beats shagging other women, that usually shuts my wife up
    lol bro im gonna use that line, lmao thanks man!!
  • flowbee
    flowbee Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,100
    Feel better Morgan
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Jetmech_63:
    Tell her it sure beats shagging other women, that usually shuts my wife up
    you should be or are a divorce lawyer!! But yeah I get crap all the time from family and women
  • Echambers
    Echambers Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,335
    MorganGeo:
    I have a bad chest cold and I have been coughing pretty good. The worse part about it is it gives everybody around me including my wife to say in that sarcastic voice, 'see, you shouldn't be smoking those cigars should you?' Arghh!
    Hope you feel better Morgan. ThroatCoat Tea works great for me. That and warm bourbon.
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Echambers:
    MorganGeo:
    I have a bad chest cold and I have been coughing pretty good. The worse part about it is it gives everybody around me including my wife to say in that sarcastic voice, 'see, you shouldn't be smoking those cigars should you?' Arghh!
    Hope you feel better Morgan. ThroatCoat Tea works great for me. That and warm bourbon.
    hahahahaaa I use too drink gin and juice! Vitamin c and the alcohol kills the germs
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    With the temp below freezing one day and in the 60s the next I'm surprised everyone isn't sick.
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    It is going around at work and my house. Weather can't make up it's mind. Hope everyone here is feeling good.
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,762
    Hey Morgan, drag your carcass down to the nearest bar and tie one on. It'll cure the problem and the cold.................lol.

    Maybe your wife will appreciate it if I send you a "Get Well Soon" package, what do you think?
  • Amos Umwhat
    Amos Umwhat Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,523
    Nothing satisfies a woman like being able to say "I told you so", and, since facts are rarely important to them, you've just made your wife very happy.
  • Ken Light
    Ken Light Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,524
    This thread sounds like the worst sitcom idea ever pitched. OH, and feel better! ;)
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    So when I read the title I thought you were telling some kind of dirty joke...sorry your I'll hope you feel better soon Morgan.
  • MorganGeo
    MorganGeo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,606
    Thanks guys, last night I was running a low grade fever and coughed like crazy. Gonna go to the dr at noon today to see if I can get some meds.
  • PAtoNH
    PAtoNH Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 430
    yuck… hope you're feeling better soon.
  • honorknight7
    honorknight7 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 525
    Sorry to hear brother, hope you get better soon
  • MorganGeo
    MorganGeo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,606
    Just got a decadron shot and some meds. And....some unwanted advice about smoking cigars from the nurse practitioner
  • 0patience
    0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    MorganGeo:
    Just got a decadron shot and some meds. And....some unwanted advice about smoking cigars from the nurse practitioner
    And why do you tell them you smoke cigars?
    Wait, let me guess. Your wife went with you and volunteered that information? LOL!
  • MorganGeo
    MorganGeo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,606
    0patience:
    MorganGeo:
    Just got a decadron shot and some meds. And....some unwanted advice about smoking cigars from the nurse practitioner
    And why do you tell them you smoke cigars?
    Wait, let me guess. Your wife went with you and volunteered that information? LOL!
    hahahahahha your a smart man mr zero! I was tagged teamed by the wife and the nurse! I had no chance to survive.
  • 0patience
    0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    MorganGeo:
    0patience:
    MorganGeo:
    Just got a decadron shot and some meds. And....some unwanted advice about smoking cigars from the nurse practitioner
    And why do you tell them you smoke cigars?
    Wait, let me guess. Your wife went with you and volunteered that information? LOL!
    hahahahahha your a smart man mr zero! I was tagged teamed by the wife and the nurse! I had no chance to survive.
    I'd like to say that has never happened to me, but I'd be lying. LOL!
  • Ken Light
    Ken Light Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,524
    MorganGeo:
    0patience:
    MorganGeo:
    Just got a decadron shot and some meds. And....some unwanted advice about smoking cigars from the nurse practitioner
    And why do you tell them you smoke cigars?
    Wait, let me guess. Your wife went with you and volunteered that information? LOL!
    hahahahahha your a smart man mr zero! I was tagged teamed by the wife and the nurse! I had no chance to survive.
    I'm sure that sounds way hotter than it actually was. :)
  • MorganGeo
    MorganGeo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,606
    Ken Light:
    MorganGeo:
    0patience:
    MorganGeo:
    Just got a decadron shot and some meds. And....some unwanted advice about smoking cigars from the nurse practitioner
    And why do you tell them you smoke cigars?
    Wait, let me guess. Your wife went with you and volunteered that information? LOL!
    hahahahahha your a smart man mr zero! I was tagged teamed by the wife and the nurse! I had no chance to survive.
    I'm sure that sounds way hotter than it actually was. :)
    lol, I thought about my use of the words 'tag teamed' after the fact. It does sound hot. :)