Another reason to join the He-Man Woman Haters Club.

Bob Luken
Bob Luken Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,664
Women's Purses Have SH!T on Them.

[ One ABC News investigation revealed that most purses contain tens of thousands of germs. Half of the bags tested in the experiment were positive for coliform bacteria, indicating the possible presence of human or animal waste. ]

(That means SH!T.)

[ Think about it — women place their purses in public bathrooms, including on floors where bodily fluids may spill; on public transportation, such as bus and train floors; and on fast-food counters, floors, and chairs, all of which contain potentially harmful germs,]

Then she comes home and where does she put that purse? Thaaaaaaaaat's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! On the kitchen counter!

Link to article about how women's purses have SH!T on them.

Next time you're asked to hold her purse,.............you be careful buddy.

Comments

  • webmost
    webmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    Bob Luken:
    Women's Purses Have SH!T on Them.

    [ One ABC News investigation revealed that most purses contain tens of thousands of germs. Half of the bags tested in the experiment were positive for coliform bacteria, indicating the possible presence of human or animal waste. ]

    (That means SH!T.)

    [ Think about it — women place their purses in public bathrooms, including on floors where bodily fluids may spill; on public transportation, such as bus and train floors; and on fast-food counters, floors, and chairs, all of which contain potentially harmful germs,]

    Then she comes home and where does she put that purse? Thaaaaaaaaat's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! On the kitchen counter!

    Link to article about how women's purses have SH!T on them.

    Next time you're asked to hold her purse,.............you be careful buddy.
    Hey she can ask all she wants ... It ain't happening.

    cooties
  • stephen_hannibal
    stephen_hannibal Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,317
    My wife has this habit of doing that and laying on the bed with her shoes on.
    I secretly wash the comforter and clean counters like a mofo.

  • Martel
    Martel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,423
    I've trained mine well. Now she asks our daughter when she needs someone to hold it.
  • RBeckom
    RBeckom Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,099
    There is one simple solution.
    Honey, I honestly don't know how the straps keep getting broken!
    Must be made cheap, even though it cost five hundred dollars!
    Women and they're purses!
  • Ken Light
    Ken Light Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,524
    They also tend to put them on tables when going out to eat. I think I read an article about how terrible that is recently.
  • Gino USMC
    Gino USMC Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 127
    Gross. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
  • perkinke
    perkinke Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,562
    Not a problem when they know they have to go home in the morning. ;)
  • phobicsquirrel
    phobicsquirrel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,349
    ick! yeah women are nasty.
  • Bamablows
    Bamablows Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 337
    This is awesome. The next time my girlfriend throws her purse in my lap when she gets in the car, does that mean I have permission to throw it out the window?!
  • webmost
    webmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    Who are we to talk. We keep our stuff in our pockets. So where do we keep our pockets?