2013 East Coast/West Coast Gang War -- The War Has Ended!!!!

Hey guys, any interest in doing this again? Last year, Diamondog headed this up, but it doesn't look like he is around anymore (is he?). I thought it was pretty awesome and might be a cool thing to do each year over the summer. What do you think? The premise was pretty simple. Trash talk like crazy and then back it up with an amazing, high-end bomb launched at someone on the other team. So who has the guts to get into this pissing match??? Bring it, pansies!!! How this works: I will begin by bombing someone on the West Coast. I won't divulge who is being hit or post a DC#. Part of the fun is not knowing who the next victim is going to be. Next, the person that was just bombed will bomb someone that hasn't been bombed yet on the East Coast (except me, I should be bombed last to make this all work out properly). Do not post a DC#, but please do pm one to me to avoid any possible issues. Do not state who it is you are bombing. Again, secrecy is paramount in times of war. This will continue until everyone has been bombed. At this moment, the West Coast is short a couple of players, so if someone wants to still get in on that side, awesome! If we don't end up with even teams, after each West Coaster is bombed, anyone over there that is willing to play again will be made available as a future target until all of the East Coasters have been eliminated. I will update this first post after each bombing to keep track of who is still alive! Representing the East Coast SleevePlz buckeyecigar Glock1975 scarlin kingjk729 Toombes Trident The buffalonian Lee.mcglynn Gray4lines greg2648 ddubridge mmccartneydc RCY Cigars MVW67 Representing the West Coast onestrangeone Bad Daddy Rabbit Marker 90+ Irishman pelirrojo Jliu James40 Chuck N Bigshizza Bombay The Kid beatnic Firetruckguy perkinke The Young Gun

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james40

Lee.mcglynn:
james40:
greg2648:
james40:
The Kid:
james40:
Nice hit Ta Tanka.
speaking of hunted animals, as much as I love to hunt bear,I decided to pass on the bear trophy and leave it to the rest of the Bad Azz West Crew. Lets just say I'm broadening my horizons,,,,,,p.s.. Whoever decides to take on the bear please let me know, I would like to join in, this is a gang war after all
Well, I already have a bear skin rug, lol, so I might leave him for someone else...I'm sure you will massacre the bear Rudy. I guess we will see firsthand a bear crapping in the woods, lol.....
This is some funny sh!t right here....... James40 is right, my balls are hanging above his fireplace from a previous trade...lol. He, who decides to try and take me out, will get a war that you wont believe.....My return package will be discussed and di-sected by cigar experts for many years to come.....This Bear dont play nice....Be careful, Westies.......Danger Near. Yours truely, The Ball-less Bear...
I don't have your balls Greg, I think they're in a mason jar on the shelf in the kitchen and you only get them for special occasions. :-) LOL - I wouldn't worry fellow besties, this bear has been corn fed and de-clawed. :-) :-)
They can't hurt a fly!!

did you already forget that the west, courtesy of The Young Gun, killed the last remaining buffalo? Bears are endangered too.

The buffalonian

james40:
Lee.mcglynn:
james40:
greg2648:
james40:
The Kid:
james40:
Nice hit Ta Tanka.
speaking of hunted animals, as much as I love to hunt bear,I decided to pass on the bear trophy and leave it to the rest of the Bad Azz West Crew. Lets just say I'm broadening my horizons,,,,,,p.s.. Whoever decides to take on the bear please let me know, I would like to join in, this is a gang war after all
Well, I already have a bear skin rug, lol, so I might leave him for someone else...I'm sure you will massacre the bear Rudy. I guess we will see firsthand a bear crapping in the woods, lol.....
This is some funny sh!t right here....... James40 is right, my balls are hanging above his fireplace from a previous trade...lol. He, who decides to try and take me out, will get a war that you wont believe.....My return package will be discussed and di-sected by cigar experts for many years to come.....This Bear dont play nice....Be careful, Westies.......Danger Near. Yours truely, The Ball-less Bear...
I don't have your balls Greg, I think they're in a mason jar on the shelf in the kitchen and you only get them for special occasions. :-) LOL - I wouldn't worry fellow besties, this bear has been corn fed and de-clawed. :-) :-)
They can't hurt a fly!!
did you already forget that the west, courtesy of The Young Gun, killed the last remaining buffalo? Bears are endangered too.

it was a tranquilizer , put me down but not out ... And I made that kid put the lotion on his skin or the rest of you westies gets the hose again

The Kid

The buffalonian:
james40:
Lee.mcglynn:
james40:
greg2648:
james40:
The Kid:
james40:
Nice hit Ta Tanka.
speaking of hunted animals, as much as I love to hunt bear,I decided to pass on the bear trophy and leave it to the rest of the Bad Azz West Crew. Lets just say I'm broadening my horizons,,,,,,p.s.. Whoever decides to take on the bear please let me know, I would like to join in, this is a gang war after all
Well, I already have a bear skin rug, lol, so I might leave him for someone else...I'm sure you will massacre the bear Rudy. I guess we will see firsthand a bear crapping in the woods, lol.....
This is some funny sh!t right here....... James40 is right, my balls are hanging above his fireplace from a previous trade...lol. He, who decides to try and take me out, will get a war that you wont believe.....My return package will be discussed and di-sected by cigar experts for many years to come.....This Bear dont play nice....Be careful, Westies.......Danger Near. Yours truely, The Ball-less Bear...
I don't have your balls Greg, I think they're in a mason jar on the shelf in the kitchen and you only get them for special occasions. :-) LOL - I wouldn't worry fellow besties, this bear has been corn fed and de-clawed. :-) :-)
They can't hurt a fly!!
did you already forget that the west, courtesy of The Young Gun, killed the last remaining buffalo? Bears are endangered too.
it was a tranquilizer , put me down but not out ... And I made that kid put the lotion on his skin or the rest of you westies gets the hose again

Tranquilizer??? TYG doesnt use tranquilizers,, but I will say that you were hit with some sleepers allright,, I can only imagine how those sticks are gonna smoke,, aged to perfection my friend!!
Yea I put some lotion on alright,, coppertone SPF 75, thats so I dont get Flash burns from the Nuke thats about to land!!!!
Now where did I put my welding goggles!!!! ;o)

The buffalonian

Nuclear huh cant wait to see this hit!! And your right I was slapped harder then a red headed step child from young gun

The Kid

The buffalonian:
And your right I was slapped harder then a red headed step child from young gun

me too!! thanks again!

The Kid

ddubridge

Oh...My...God!!! I've been hit so hard that I'm speechless.

They always say a picture is worth a thousand words...so here is a 3,000 word response to my untimely death.

Rudy, If you werent a westie I would say wonderful things about you like "you are such a great BOTL" and "I cant thank you enough for the great things you sent my way" but because eastie law forbids me to, I will not. I will say this is a hell of a beat down and I owe you one. When and if the war ever ends...I'll see you in hell.

SleevePlz

Nice hit, for a Pinkie. Drew, show those kids what's up!

Toombes

Holy crap!!!

The Kid

A little bit of everything for the discerning Aficionado,,,, uh I mean ,, Take that you eastie scum!!! and Not if I see you first!!!

Enjoy ;o)

Ode of the Three Peckered Billy Goat
A brew that is too placid
may leave a billy flaccid.
But three willies on a billy,
is that too many for a nanny?
If not, then your billy should sup
from the cup that keeps him up.
So fill his cup or apply as a lotion,
then enjoy his three-stroke motion.

jliu

Awesome hit Rudy. You never disappoint with your thoughtful cigar + packages. West siiEEEEEEEEEEde

The Kid

jliu:
Awesome hit Rudy. You never disappoint with your thoughtful cigar + packages. West siiEEEEEEEEEEde

Thank You Jiunn,, Drew is a formidable foe and has been on my list ( yes I have one) for some time now.. He is one of the kindest and well mannered persons we have here with us and it was truly an honor!!!!

jliu

The Kid:
jliu:
Awesome hit Rudy. You never disappoint with your thoughtful cigar + packages. West siiEEEEEEEEEEde
Thank You Jiunn,, Drew is a formidable foe and has been on my list ( yes I have one) for some time now.. He is one of the kindest and well mannered persons we have here with us and it was truly an honor!!!!

Right on man. Great target. Now I have to pick another target... thanks alot reindeer poop

ddubridge

SleevePlz:
Nice hit, for a Pinkie. Drew, show those kids what's up!

I got this. Target already acquired.

The Kid

jliu:
Awesome hit Rudy. You never disappoint with your thoughtful cigar + packages. West siiEEEEEEEEEEde

oh shoot ill get smacked if i dont mention my GF, she helps me put these things together. I'll go away now..lol

beatnic

The Salmon was a nice touch. Too bad it was already smoked. Ooops, sorry, I thought it meant...........

The buffalonian

The Kid:
A little bit of everything for the discerning Aficionado,,,, uh I mean ,, Take that you eastie scum!!! and Not if I see you first!!!

Enjoy ;o)

Ode of the Three Peckered Billy Goat
A brew that is too placid
may leave a billy flaccid.
But three willies on a billy,
is that too many for a nanny?
If not, then your billy should sup
from the cup that keeps him up.
So fill his cup or apply as a lotion,
then enjoy his three-stroke motion.

i just peed myself

Darth Vader

Ahhhhhhhh my boys from the west laying the smack down to the east....... dose my cold black heart good

scarlin

Darth Vader:
Ahhhhhhhh my boys from the west laying the smack down to the east....... dose my cold black heart good

I thought you lived in the east...

james40

scarlin:
Darth Vader:
Ahhhhhhhh my boys from the west laying the smack down to the east....... dose my cold black heart good
I thought you lived in the east...

You have much to learn young grasshoppa...

Bigshizza

The Kid:
jliu:
Awesome hit Rudy. You never disappoint with your thoughtful cigar + packages. West siiEEEEEEEEEEde
oh shoot ill get smacked if i dont mention my GF, she helps me put these things together. I'll go away now..lol

Well done Mr Rudy and Girlfriend.....the Pacific NW flavors are bound to bring anyone to their knees! Enjoy Drewski

greg2648

Damn.......I am in way over my head.....Great hit, Rudy.

The Kid

greg2648:
Damn.......I am in way over my head.....Great hit, Rudy.

Oh you know it !!! I can picture you cowering under the covers just petrified with fear,, Huh! Am I right? Am I right??

The Kid

Darth Vader:
Ahhhhhhhh my boys from the west laying the smack down to the east....... dose my cold black heart good

Thanks Darthy!!!! Im glad your enjoyIN the show!!

Bombay

Ha, since nobody has said it.....Rudy sent Drew to sleep with the fishes....see what I did there?

Nice hit Rudy! Just give up now easties......

greg2648

The Kid:
greg2648:
Damn.......I am in way over my head.....Great hit, Rudy.
Oh you know it !!! I can picture you cowering under the covers just petrified with fear,, Huh! Am I right? Am I right??

Either you are a "peeping tom" or you are flying a drone over my house.........lol

The buffalonian

greg2648:
The Kid:
greg2648:
Damn.......I am in way over my head.....Great hit, Rudy.
Oh you know it !!! I can picture you cowering under the covers just petrified with fear,, Huh! Am I right? Am I right??
Either you are a "peeping tom" or you are flying a drone over my house.........lol

im gonna go with a peeping Tom , it takes one to know one

right Rudy

ddubridge

Bombay:
Ha, since nobody has said it.....Rudy sent Drew to sleep with the fishes....see what I did there?

Nice hit Rudy! Just give up now easties......

NEVER!

The Kid

greg2648:
The Kid:
greg2648:
Damn.......I am in way over my head.....Great hit, Rudy.
Oh you know it !!! I can picture you cowering under the covers just petrified with fear,, Huh! Am I right? Am I right??
Either you are a "peeping tom" or you are flying a drone over my house.........lol

Neither!!! It seems your cigar stash has become a matter of national security. I just called in a few favors and was patched in to the BEAR CAM feed,, Nice drapes by the way!

mmccartneydc

Awesome hit Rudy! Wow, gonna have to step up my game to keep up with you boys!.......I mean, ya'll suck!!!!!