I'm getting married but don't gift me!!!

0 That Guy 0 · May 2009

Just sharing the good news - June 27th of this year and I'm brand new in marriage to the beautiful world of cigars

j0z3r · May 2009

I'll send you out a nice pair of prosthetic balls...you'll be needing them once your bride-to-be puts yours away in a mason jar on the closet shelf.

Congrats on the marriage...till death.

Luko · May 2009

Hey, I got married nine years ago, and I'll still waiting on you to send me some sticks.

phobicsquirrel · May 2009

good luck. don't worry about the balls thing, some people just can't help but get neutered...

madurofan · May 2009

phobicsquirrel:
good luck. don't worry about the balls thing, some people just can't help but get neutered...

We were all hoping mrs. crazy squirrel would neuter phobs before he procreated ...

0 That Guy 0 · May 2009

I want my first wedding to be the best and a gifted cigar would make it that much sweeter

madurofan · May 2009

0 That Guy 0:
I want my first wedding to be the best and a gifted cigar would make it that much sweeter

LMAO, first wedding eh?

betasynn · May 2009

I'll send you a few extra, 00.

0 That Guy 0 · May 2009

Betasynn you have taken good care of me friend!

gmill880 · May 2009

Only a month left our friend ....Tick....Tick.....Tick.....Tick....Tick

0 That Guy 0 · May 2009

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Alex Williams · June 2009

i think it is ridiculous that you ask people for a gift for your wedding quite honestly. Have you no pride? It is like inviting yourself to a party, it is just something you don't do in my opinon

betasynn · June 2009

I think this was more of an announcement about the wedding, the gift part was just a joke.

Luko · June 2009

Alex Williams:
i think it is ridiculous that you ask people for a gift for your wedding quite honestly. Have you no pride? It is like inviting yourself to a party, it is just something you don't do in my opinon

I was torn, couldn't tell if That Guy was kidding, or being "that guy."

0 That Guy 0 · June 2009

Changes made sine the joke was not taken as one....................

21 days till my death...I mean my wedding day!

phobicsquirrel · June 2009

madurofan:
phobicsquirrel:
good luck. don't worry about the balls thing, some people just can't help but get neutered...
We were all hoping mrs. crazy squirrel would neuter phobs before he procreated ...

=p

bnccna2 · June 2009

0 That Guy 0:
Changes made sine the joke was not taken as one....................

21 days till my death...I mean my wedding day!

If you only knew! j/k I love my wife!(you never know who is reading these posts)

j0z3r · June 2009

Alex Williams:
i think it is ridiculous that you ask people for a gift for your wedding quite honestly. Have you no pride? It is like inviting yourself to a party, it is just something you don't do in my opinon

I think we all ought to straighten up a bit around here. No more jokes, no implicit humor...just say exactly what you mean, and let's get this thing running with some machine-like efficiency. What did you guys think this was, some sort of casual internet forum? Jeez.

0 That Guy 0 · June 2009

Bachelor Party next weekend in DC, married the following, then Cancun after that. Wish me luck on finding legit Cubans!

madurofan · June 2009

0 That Guy 0:
Bachelor Party next weekend in DC, married the following, then Cancun after that. Wish me luck on finding legit Cubans!

Dude my bachelor party was in DC too. Have fun buddy! I know I did. Since there is only one full-nude strip club in DC now, if you see the girl in the Notre Dame hat(and nothing else) tell her I said hi.

cholmes8310 · June 2009

madurofan:
0 That Guy 0:
Bachelor Party next weekend in DC, married the following, then Cancun after that. Wish me luck on finding legit Cubans!
Dude my bachelor party was in DC too. Have fun buddy! I know I did. Since there is only one full-nude strip club in DC now, if you see the girl in the Notre Dame hat(and nothing else) tell her I said hi.

Me thinks there is an interesting story to be heard here, haha

madurofan · June 2009

cholmes8310:
madurofan:
0 That Guy 0:
Bachelor Party next weekend in DC, married the following, then Cancun after that. Wish me luck on finding legit Cubans!
Dude my bachelor party was in DC too. Have fun buddy! I know I did. Since there is only one full-nude strip club in DC now, if you see the girl in the Notre Dame hat(and nothing else) tell her I said hi.
Me thinks there is an interesting story to be heard here, haha

Come on holmes you know better than that. There are no stories to ever be spoken of again from a bachelor party.

0 That Guy 0 · June 2009

Exactly Maddy! Us guys are planning on going to the movies, playing some frisbee golf, maybe a little boating, site seeing, we'll probably crack a beer or two, play some uno, tell some jokes, share some laughs and then call it a day. Days 2 and 3 will most likely be much of the same. You won't catch me anywhere my fiance wouldn't want me to be at my Bachelor Party!!!!!!

madurofan · June 2009

0 That Guy 0:
Exactly Maddy! Us guys are planning on going to the movies, playing some frisbee golf, maybe a little boating, site seeing, we'll probably crack a beer or two, play some uno, tell some jokes, share some laughs and then call it a day. Days 2 and 3 will most likely be much of the same. You won't catch me anywhere my fiance wouldn't want me to be at my Bachelor Party!!!!!!

I'll back up that story for you with her if you need me to. Just invite me along.

I'll bring some smokes and scotch.

0 That Guy 0 · June 2009

Alright guys it's down to 3 days now for me being "single" and I probably won't get on here after today as everyone will be filing into town along with all the events we have planned over the next few days then it's hitched and off to Cancun for a week.

I wanted to thank you all for all the help, support and knowledge I have been fed over the past few months and I have truly come to appreciate and enjoy this new found escape in life.

Thank you!

betasynn · June 2009

Again, congrats bud. I'll lend you a testicle from time to time, since every guy should have at least one.

But seriously, have a great time!

cholmes8310 · June 2009

betasynn:
Again, congrats bud. I'll lend you a testicle from time to time, since every guy should have at least one.

But seriously, have a great time!

That Guy, sorry I won't go as far as beta... I'm kinda attached to mine! But seriously, congratulations, and have a blast in Cancun.

Luko · June 2009

Congrats TG...have a great time.

gmill880 · June 2009

Congratulations man ...See you on the flip ...er...married side ...

laker1963 · June 2009

0 That Guy 0:
Alright guys it's down to 3 days now for me being "single" and I probably won't get on here after today as everyone will be filing into town along with all the events we have planned over the next few days then it's hitched and off to Cancun for a week.

I wanted to thank you all for all the help, support and knowledge I have been fed over the past few months and I have truly come to appreciate and enjoy this new found escape in life.

Thank you!

So are we now to refer to him as "used to be that guy"? or "Was that guy"?

gmill880 · July 2009

Anybody heard from 0 That guy 0 since he got married ? Did the new wife take away his man card ? She not let him come out and play anymore ? ...... Hmmmm ...new wife to new hubby : You don't need all those old smelly cigar friends anymore...you have me now ...just forget about them and lets just put this old smelly cigar box thingy out in the trash ...now don't you feel better ?!?! Come inside dear .....

I'm getting married but don't gift me!!!

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