My poor poor cigar.
Options

nickiam
Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 603
I was sitting outside last night smoking a God of Fire. I was minding my own business listening to music on my headphones and not bothering anyone. (enter drunk a$$ soldier) Said soldier crashes into my hand that was holding the GOF and resting on a brick wall, destroying my god of fire.
I am a very calm and fair NCO, but i had to hold myself back and kept repeating in my head "its not worth losing rank, its not worth losing rank" because that soldier was very very close to having copious amounts of blood leave his face.
I am a very calm and fair NCO, but i had to hold myself back and kept repeating in my head "its not worth losing rank, its not worth losing rank" because that soldier was very very close to having copious amounts of blood leave his face.
Comments
-
***.... I've never had anyone else ruin my stick, but I am mad enough when I drop one.
-
That sucks. Sorry to hear it. Hopefully things look up this weekend.
Artist's representation of what that soldier narrowly avoided. -
jthanatos:That sucks. Sorry to hear it. Hopefully things look up this weekend.
Artist's representation of what that soldier narrowly avoided.
That is a very very accurate rendtition. Like i said i am a very calm person, but only because i get tired of buying new clothes. -
when he sobers up you may wanna have a nice calm chat about how he ruined a difficult to get work of art cigar. maybe good will come out of it. worse case he'll say "f-off" and you are where you are right now. ... sad.
-
Perhaps I can help..........
-
That sucks nick, sorry dude.....
^^^^^ but +1 to this, very good idea and maybe you'll be able to teach him a little something about cigars so he's more aware in the future and doesn't make this mistake again :-(kuzi16:when he sobers up you may wanna have a nice calm chat about how he ruined a difficult to get work of art cigar. maybe good will come out of it. worse case he'll say "f-off" and you are where you are right now. ... sad. -
Dang. It must be contagious. I lit a breva in the garage, dropped it, rolled a chair leg over the cherry . There goes six bits worth of crap cigar.
Okay so not the same but... -
I found the soldier today and told him how angry I was when he destroyed my cigar, and how expensive and special to me it was. The soldier's mouth dropped open, he profusely apologized and offered to either replace it or give me the money for it. I told him not to worry about it, to keep better control of himself when drinking, and that if it happened again i would smoke him 'til he died.
smoke, smoked, - a common used word or phrase in the military, to be forced to do physical training exercises until you are so tired and sweating so much that steam rises off the top of your head, usually because of something wrong or stupid you did. -
Off with his head!
I can only dream of smoking such a cigar and to have one ruined.......... -
Atta boy!!nickiam:I found the soldier today and told him how angry I was when he destroyed my cigar, and how expensive and special to me it was. The soldier's mouth dropped open, he profusely apologized and offered to either replace it or give me the money for it. I told him not to worry about it, to keep better control of himself when drinking, and that if it happened again i would smoke him 'til he died.
smoke, smoked, - a common used word or phrase in the military, to be forced to do physical training exercises until you are so tired and sweating so much that steam rises off the top of your head, usually because of something wrong or stupid you did. -
OOORAH. appropriate way to use this no? context correct no?
-
correct context, but army's is HOOAH pronounced hoo-uh
-
i see. hoooah. i'm learning so much about cigars and the military.
-
+2. sounds like you were able to "enlighten" him.MVW67:
Atta boy!!nickiam:I found the soldier today and told him how angry I was when he destroyed my cigar, and how expensive and special to me it was. The soldier's mouth dropped open, he profusely apologized and offered to either replace it or give me the money for it. I told him not to worry about it, to keep better control of himself when drinking, and that if it happened again i would smoke him 'til he died.
smoke, smoked, - a common used word or phrase in the military, to be forced to do physical training exercises until you are so tired and sweating so much that steam rises off the top of your head, usually because of something wrong or stupid you did.
way to take the high road brother.