after you guys smoke a cigar, does it make you wanna poop?

jliu · July 2012

You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.

Vision · July 2012

I have been sick to my stomach......... thats about it.........

Lee.mcglynn · July 2012

jliu:
You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.

Lmao nope don't have that problem at all! Maybe try Metamucil and start getting more regular

Vision · July 2012

jliu:
You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.

Are you eating it or smoking it? The cigar that is.

catfishbluezz · July 2012

Ita the nicotine... When I was a smoker, had I have a smoke every morning before.... I've had it happen with a cigar before too, specifically a strong one

jliu · July 2012

See. Dustin gets me again. I am very regular thank you very much. I poop once a day. Sometimes twice. What have you guys turned this forum into? GOSH

Gray4lines · July 2012

Sometimes.... you just get so relaxed and you have to complete the experience with a nice dump.

hypothetically, I may have done both simultaneously

catfishbluezz · July 2012

jliu:
See. Dustin gets me again. I am very regular thank you very much. I poop once a day. Sometimes twice. What have you guys turned this forum into? GOSH

But you also eat bacon double burgers dude... That stuff is horrid for your system. Eat more fruit, veggies, brown rice...

jliu · July 2012

oh geez. leave me alone mom. hahah no really though. I ate pretty healthy throughout the week and go nuts in the weekends generally. I love to get a good work out in (lift and cardio)

Ken Light · July 2012

Yup. Yet another reason I enjoy coronas. Can't get through a toro without leaving it alone for too long sometimes. Not really. Well...maybe.

jlmarta · July 2012

Hmmm. How 'bout them 9ers?? (he said, changing the subject...). :-)

jliu · July 2012

the niners probably take massive uber poopies. they're big guys. I gotta give it up to my MIZZOU boy Justin Smith

catfishbluezz · July 2012

GO RAYDUZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Direwolf · July 2012

I could have told ya who's thread this was just from the title.

Lee.mcglynn · July 2012

Direwolf:
I could have told ya who's thread this was just from the title.

Maybe it should read after smoking do you feel the need for a white owl?

*Petey* · July 2012

catfishbluezz:
GO RAYDUZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1 to this as far as california teams go. But I gotta say growing up near Boston . . . . I still bleed red white white and blue.

*Petey* · July 2012

and as to the topic of this thread, Jiunn, remember how we talked about this not being a members only kinda thing but that anyone out there with an internet connection can read this stuff. . . . . LOL.

jliu · July 2012

I am quite the slow learner huh? haha that's ok. It's natural.

Bigshizza · July 2012

It's not Poopie...it's a Shizza

Lee.mcglynn · July 2012

Bigshizza:
It's not Poopie...it's a Shizza

Lmao what a perfect name to comment on this!!

jliu · July 2012

shizza poopies

Lee.mcglynn · July 2012

jliu:
shizza poopies

Bigshizza poopies!!!!!!

jon00jon · July 2012

Does pooping whilst smoking count? lol

Bigshizza · July 2012

It would make a great air freshener!!

danielzreyes · July 2012

Da f*ck is goin on in this thread?!?!

Rhamlin · July 2012

WTH ? I just knew this had to be a joke but no cant say that it does but my wife thinks I'm full of crap.

jliu · July 2012

one hundred percent serious. watch. after I have this T52 toro, I'm gonna wanna go poop.

Lasabar · July 2012

It's actually a darwinian response. Your natural ghey tendencies are what is creating the urge to expel your bowels. You see, you have a rather large, round rod constantly going into your mouth and you are inhaling/exhaling on said cylinder. What seems like many MANY years of evolution in your genes is that your body recognizes these ghey tendencies and thus tries to expunge any and all fecal matter inside your rectum, for basically your genes are trained to know what comes next.
I'd be curious to test you to see how the nicotine's false sense of heart rate and appetite suppressant can also mimic the ghey-ness, but your body is running like a top to get ready to go downtown to pound town.

Don't be ashamed, your a living example that some might say to true evolution, don't fight it, BECOME it...

Also, don't try to cup the balls when you smoke either, that just looks bad.

jliu · July 2012

hmm. kinda turned on. yea. yea? nooooo silly salamander...

bigfnsteve · July 2012

I can honestly say a cigar has never caused me to take. Deuce.. but grizzly dip does.
And its an insta-duece. Its wierd.
Speaking of poop ... a chick full on took on poop in the club I was in lastnight in Milwaukee.

webmost · July 2012

jliu:
You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.

What makes you wanna poop? Is it the shape? The smell? Are you smoking the right stogie from the right end?

Here's a clue: Does it take more than three matches to light?

after you guys smoke a cigar, does it make you wanna poop?

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