after you guys smoke a cigar, does it make you wanna poop?

Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.

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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,701
    I have been sick to my stomach......... thats about it.........
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    jliu:
    You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.
    Lmao nope don't have that problem at all! Maybe try Metamucil and start getting more regular
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,701
    jliu:
    You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.

    Are you eating it or smoking it? The cigar that is.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
    Ita the nicotine... When I was a smoker, had I have a smoke every morning before.... I've had it happen with a cigar before too, specifically a strong one
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    See. Dustin gets me again. I am very regular thank you very much. I poop once a day. Sometimes twice. What have you guys turned this forum into? GOSH
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,439
    Sometimes.... you just get so relaxed and you have to complete the experience with a nice dump.

    hypothetically, I may have done both simultaneously
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
    jliu:
    See. Dustin gets me again. I am very regular thank you very much. I poop once a day. Sometimes twice. What have you guys turned this forum into? GOSH
    But you also eat bacon double burgers dude... That stuff is horrid for your system. Eat more fruit, veggies, brown rice...
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    oh geez. leave me alone mom. hahah no really though. I ate pretty healthy throughout the week and go nuts in the weekends generally. I love to get a good work out in (lift and cardio)
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,524
    Yup. Yet another reason I enjoy coronas. Can't get through a toro without leaving it alone for too long sometimes. Not really. Well...maybe.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,440
    Hmmm. How 'bout them 9ers?? (he said, changing the subject...). :-)

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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    the niners probably take massive uber poopies. they're big guys. I gotta give it up to my MIZZOU boy Justin Smith
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
    GO RAYDUZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,493
    I could have told ya who's thread this was just from the title.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Direwolf:
    I could have told ya who's thread this was just from the title.
    Maybe it should read after smoking do you feel the need for a white owl?
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 375
    catfishbluezz:
    GO RAYDUZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    +1 to this as far as california teams go. But I gotta say growing up near Boston . . . . I still bleed red white white and blue.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 375
    and as to the topic of this thread, Jiunn, remember how we talked about this not being a members only kinda thing but that anyone out there with an internet connection can read this stuff. . . . . LOL.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    I am quite the slow learner huh? haha that's ok. It's natural.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    It's not Poopie...it's a Shizza
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Bigshizza:
    It's not Poopie...it's a Shizza
    Lmao what a perfect name to comment on this!!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    shizza poopies
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    jliu:
    shizza poopies
    Bigshizza poopies!!!!!!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 45
    Does pooping whilst smoking count? lol
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    It would make a great air freshener!!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    Da f*ck is goin on in this thread?!?!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,530
    WTH ? I just knew this had to be a joke but no cant say that it does but my wife thinks I'm full of crap.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    one hundred percent serious. watch. after I have this T52 toro, I'm gonna wanna go poop.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,457
    It's actually a darwinian response. Your natural ghey tendencies are what is creating the urge to expel your bowels. You see, you have a rather large, round rod constantly going into your mouth and you are inhaling/exhaling on said cylinder. What seems like many MANY years of evolution in your genes is that your body recognizes these ghey tendencies and thus tries to expunge any and all fecal matter inside your rectum, for basically your genes are trained to know what comes next.
    I'd be curious to test you to see how the nicotine's false sense of heart rate and appetite suppressant can also mimic the ghey-ness, but your body is running like a top to get ready to go downtown to pound town.

    Don't be ashamed, your a living example that some might say to true evolution, don't fight it, BECOME it...

    Also, don't try to cup the balls when you smoke either, that just looks bad.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    hmm. kinda turned on. yea. yea? nooooo silly salamander...
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,290
    I can honestly say a cigar has never caused me to take. Deuce.. but grizzly dip does.
    And its an insta-duece. Its wierd.
    Speaking of poop ... a chick full on took on poop in the club I was in lastnight in Milwaukee.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    jliu:
    You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.
    What makes you wanna poop? Is it the shape? The smell? Are you smoking the right stogie from the right end?

    Here's a clue: Does it take more than three matches to light?

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